Then Trump told Melania and the women to go make salads
:dahell: Trump orders McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King for Clemson football team
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Then Trump told Melania and the women to go make salads
Imagine going to the white house you all hype in shyt
bruh1: ay yo we going to the white house they goin have food
bruh2: ay fukk the prez ima eat
bruh3: shyt they gon have the best of the best im tlkin the best steak, blackened chicken. lobster, shrimp, king crab, best cakes and deserts . .I mean this the prez bruh gotta be eating the best
bruh1: don't they test that shyt for quality can't have the pres eating bullshyt
bruh8: STFU ITS 3 AM DAMN
bruhs in unison:
The big day arrives
bruhs: dammmmmmm this the white house we here bruhs, long way to the top things only gon get better
servant: I hope you boys ready to eat
bruhs: hel . . yessss sir is it through that door?
servant: sure is
bruhs: ay bruh do they got them mini crossaints from paris and shyt
servant: . . .we got croissants
bruhs: i told yall nikkas they was gon treat us right
servant: alright through that door to meet mr.trump and feast young men
bruhs: *enter room* . . . wtf
*stares at trump and at table full of fast food
bruh1: what kind of section 8 meal is this
bruh2: this nikka a fool this nikka got mexico to cater our lunch
trump: hey boys I heard you did good work out there eat up
bruhs in unison: ain't this a bytch
bruh1: ay yo we going to the white house they goin have food
bruh2: ay fukk the prez ima eat
bruh3: shyt they gon have the best of the best im tlkin the best steak, blackened chicken. lobster, shrimp, king crab, best cakes and deserts . .I mean this the prez bruh gotta be eating the best
bruh1: don't they test that shyt for quality can't have the pres eating bullshyt
bruh8: STFU ITS 3 AM DAMN
bruhs in unison:
The big day arrives
bruhs: dammmmmmm this the white house we here bruhs, long way to the top things only gon get better
servant: I hope you boys ready to eat
bruhs: hel . . yessss sir is it through that door?
servant: sure is
bruhs: ay bruh do they got them mini crossaints from paris and shyt
servant: . . .we got croissants
bruhs: i told yall nikkas they was gon treat us right
servant: alright through that door to meet mr.trump and feast young men
bruhs: *enter room* . . . wtf
*stares at trump and at table full of fast food
bruh1: what kind of section 8 meal is this
bruh2: this nikka a fool this nikka got mexico to cater our lunch
trump: hey boys I heard you did good work out there eat up
bruhs in unison: ain't this a bytch
Wait...no staffer thought this would be a very bad idea? 
How could the office allow this?
How could the office allow this?
Imagine going to the white house you all hype in shyt
bruh1: ay yo we going to the white house they goin have food
bruh2: ay fukk the prez ima eat
bruh3: shyt they gon have the best of the best im tlkin the best steak, blackened chicken. lobster, shrimp, king crab, best cakes and deserts . .I mean this the prez bruh gotta be eating the best
bruh1: don't they test that shyt for quality can't have the pres eating bullshyt
bruh8: STFU ITS 3 AM DAMN
bruhs in unison:
The big day arrives
bruhs: dammmmmmm this the white house we here bruhs, long way to the top things only gon get better
servant: I hope you boys ready to eat
bruhs: hel . . yessss sir is it through that door?
servant: sure is
bruhs: ay bruh do they got them mini crossaints from paris and shyt
servant: . . .we got croissants
bruhs: i told yall nikkas they was gon treat us right
servant: alright through that door to meet mr.trump and feast young men
bruhs: *enter room* . . . wtf
*stares at trump and at table full of fast food
bruh1: what kind of section 8 meal is this
bruh2: this nikka a fool this nikka got mexico to cater our lunch
trump: hey boys I heard you did good work out there eat up
bruhs in unison: ain't this a bytch
Yooooooooooo
Trump really does think like that. Who else thinks about eating fast food when you have access to the best quality foods on earth? His body gotta be toxic. Still shocked that he didn't die from a heart attack at the age of 72 eating fast food regularly.
Come to think of it.....what 72 year old person eats fast food regularly and still living?
Does Napoleon not see threads that are already made or is that motherfukker a bot
Dude spends more on vagina than he does for a meal for these dudes who don't even eat that shyt 
this is the trashiest shyt I've ever seen from this dude
Dude's insides are pickled
YOU CANT EVEN MOCK IT! ITS UNREAL!This cac's presidency has been a long ass SNL skit.
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nikkas can't believe it
