Did not read the op but it is a scientific and recorded fact that India is the dirtiest place on earth occupied by people who long ago have given up their humanity to become living abominations of walking filth. I once had to skype with this guy from india once and everything was good at first, but then dude said he had to go to the bathroom and i was all like 'that's cool, i'll wait.' Imagine my surprise when dude put a towel over the webcam, which of course fell off because he is a pathetic failure, and i saw him just going right there like 5 feet behind where he was sitting. Then i also saw that he had been skyping in the middle of a goddamn field outside somewhere bc they don't have buildings there apparently. i could see dark shadows in the distance pushing wheelbarrows and shyt. so judging from that i will never go to india.
edit: and also i worked with this indian guy before who was every bit of 65 years old and he was wanting me to marry his daughter, and i seen a picture of her and she was at least as old as he was.