Cutlery for the Fukkery: The Official #TrumpSet vs #HillTron General Election Thread

[Ill Lou Malnati]

also:

Maria Bartiromo got some nice ass tittays

She's always been bad.

 

[ineedsleep212]

 

[The American]

Nothing but good natured ribbing going on here between our candidates. Even Trump making jokes about Melania copying speeches.

Who wrote the jokes for em. It's in NY, did SNL do it. She even rejected some to have mercy on The fakkit, shows how benevolent she is. Truly a good person.

@ThreeLetterAgency Although you support Madame President, you said she had no charisma. Watch this and see she's just as charismatic as Barack was. She killed it

 

[SirReginald]

Who wrote the jokes for em. It's in NY, did SNL do it. She even rejected some to have mercy on The fakkit, shows how benevolent she is. Truly a good person.

@ThreeLetterAgency Although you support Madame President, you said she had no charisma. Watch this and see she's just as charismatic as Barack was. She killed it

You just went FULL RETARD.

 

[The American]

You just went FULL RETARD.

I never liked Barack's speeches, the way he talks is irritating, don't you, agree.

Change, we can, believe in.

But do u, nikka, if u prefer his style, do u. I can't stand his style, so to me HRC is better. fukk Obama

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Hillary funnier than Barack? Ive heard it all

 

[MegaManX]

There is an election between two villains for the movie you are in. The movie is REAL LIFE so even though things are strange and make no sense, they very much are real.

You have a chance as one of the helpless victims to CHOOSE which villain will try to kill you.

You have either Jason or Pinhead.

Jason is

• a sadistic killer.
• immune to most pain
• unusually fast when off screen.
• likes to hang his victims
• godlike strength.
• victims die. Usually are never ever tortured.

Then Pinhead.

• Is immortal
• Has minions who also help him.
• Death is JUST THE BEGINNING
• Tries desperately to not kill you so you can be in hell forever
• Loves to mutilate his own followers and himself.
• Can even change reality so you THINK you are surviving but you are actually already in hell.

So voters. Who do you want to be your villain.

I am willing to bet none of you muthafukkas would choose pinhead over jason even though jason is terrible.

That is our election. Hillary is corrupt as shyt and will screw people over or trump who will "kill the families of terrorist, bring back torture, increase police presence, sue anyone who opposes him, ban religions, and use special deportation forces to get rid of undesirables."

Yeah.

 

[Rell84shots]

 

[Piff Huxtable]

tell me this is satire

 

[Rell84shots]

tell me this is satire

Nope that's her actual account.

 

[StatUS]

I hate this notion that blacks only voted for Obama because of the color of his skin. It's really lazy editorializing.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

I looked in the #Trumpset thread and saw NONE of the "lesser of two evils" posters telling Trumpists to vote third party."

 

[JahFocus CS]

I'd say Hillary is Pinhead and Trump is Jason in this analogy.

 

[thekingsmen]

Good analogy.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Except, that's the entire point of a representative democracy