Breh Vince is the type of dude that farts in a tub and gets mad that the bubbles no sold the stench.
Crazy Cokeboy Stories (a twitter thread)
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Breh Vince is the type of dude that farts in a tub and gets mad that the bubbles no sold the stench.
I remember Flair had like a 20 hr shoot interview. Id watch/listen to one from or about Old Coke in a heartbeat.
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King Crimson
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fukking hilarious!
PlayerNinety_Nine
Produced, Arranged, Composed and Performed by....
All of this just sounds like lines and quotes you constantly hear from the Vince McMahon impressions from The Lapsed Fan...
Lapsed Fan Vince: We pulled a rib by having you arrested.... and during your incarceration I was having sex with your wife
That's why the Lapsed Vince >>>> Prichard's Vince.
Lapsed Vince is the logical conclusion of all the insane stories that have come out over the years.
Prichard's Vince was a man trying to get his old job back.
Norrin Radd
To me, my board!
This was probably my favorite
That Big Show burrito story 
ig88
Bounty Hunter
I hope one day vince gets a blockbuster movie showing this shyt
ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
Breh all my peoples been telling me to grow a beard since HS and I been resisting furiously...in this sense...I feel Cokeboy 100%
Vic Damone. Jr
Don't support the phonies, support the real
From JR
You oughta see Vince seat-dance in a car going ninety [mph], and a song comes on the radio. ‘Turn it up, JR!’ Okay, here we go. Turn it up. ‘Louder, louder!’ Then he sings, but the main thing [is] he’s dancing. And he’s doing that Elaine thing [from Seinfeld]. Vince McMahon doing the Elaine at ninety effing miles an hour on the interstate highway is one of the more unique experiences of my professional life, or my personal life. And then, when he sees that you’re getting uncomfortable, he’ll squeeze out one of those nice, high-protein farts and lock all the windows, so you’re literally gagging. So now we’re driving too fast, we’re dancing to some really loud music, and now the odor is overwhelming. That’s a day in the life going from one town to the next on television. The damn show never ended! Which made it a hell of a lot of fun, quite frankly, more often than not.
Jim Ross On Vince McMahon's Musical Preferences
You oughta see Vince seat-dance in a car going ninety [mph], and a song comes on the radio. ‘Turn it up, JR!’ Okay, here we go. Turn it up. ‘Louder, louder!’ Then he sings, but the main thing [is] he’s dancing. And he’s doing that Elaine thing [from Seinfeld]. Vince McMahon doing the Elaine at ninety effing miles an hour on the interstate highway is one of the more unique experiences of my professional life, or my personal life. And then, when he sees that you’re getting uncomfortable, he’ll squeeze out one of those nice, high-protein farts and lock all the windows, so you’re literally gagging. So now we’re driving too fast, we’re dancing to some really loud music, and now the odor is overwhelming. That’s a day in the life going from one town to the next on television. The damn show never ended! Which made it a hell of a lot of fun, quite frankly, more often than not.
Jim Ross On Vince McMahon's Musical Preferences