Crazy Cokeboy Stories (a twitter thread)

[THE 101]

I wonder what he said to Kofi

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Cokeboy hating sneezing with never stop being funny to me How tf you hate a human nature trait

 

[The Rainmaker]

My favorite

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

This story too

JR had Vince go from to

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

is this burrito thing pal’ ?

 

[puppetmaster]

I really hope somebody in his circle has been keeping notes for a book on this dude.

 

[mrken12]

Vince really likes to see people vomiting. That's one of the reasons why he hired Droz.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

I been reading all morning

The funniest thing about this shyt is that ALL of it is believable. Absolutely all of it. I do not doubt for one second the accuracy of any of the shyt I've read so far.

 

[stro]

The CZW Fans board lives

 

[Legal]

is this burrito thing pal’ ?

Completely believable.

I think it was Court Bauer that once told a story about Vince discovering Chipotle via someone in the office deciding to order for the office, and make a run.

Said this dude enjoyed it, next day said he asked someone if they could go get him another one of those "meat wraps"

 

[stro]

I think the story was he had been eating burritos for months but didn't know they were called burritos, so when someone suggested the burrito thing he was completely baffled

 

[Breh Obama]

Vince McMahon.....the GOAT Vince

 

[El Poyo Loco]

Of all the Shelton jokes in TSC nobody posted this