Cousin smashed this haitian chick in back of a diner

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Me and my cousin was at a local diner when like 4 chicks walk in. This chicks are all strong 5 with fukked up weaves. So they come sit next to us and some how we all ended up eating at a bigger table. I wasnt impressed but my cousin was just thirsty as fukk. So the convo got on sex when this one chick was like she deep throated some dude like a white girl :dead: We all had the :heh: this bytch is a jump face while my cousin had the :mjpls: on some " you aint about that life " everyone got quiet, she told him that she can prove it, its a hotel down the street. cuz was like :childplease: but I have a Range outside (which is his moms).

So they got into the car and fukk, so we all sitting and eating thinking like these nikkas are crazy, so I called him on the cell, this nikka bustin her down :russ: I put it on speaker so her friends can hear her. We started laughing. They get out and her weave is all over the place. They sitting next to each other trying to figure out each other names. I just shook my head and kept on eating. Her friend kept eyeballing me but i had the :rudy: im sorry but she was just too ugly and even if she was cute i still wouldnt do it.

They exchanged numbers and she asked if he was gonna take her out to red lobster, cuz deleted her number :russ:

I love this nikka like a brother but he a wild boy


I would've fukked :yeshrug:

I mean was she fat or something?
 

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having sex in mom's car? :snoop:
Who does that? :why:
 

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she was just ugly breh, plus how many other thirst buckets ran through that?

Idk :patrice:...food and some free p*ssy sound like a good night to me. And you coulda smashed in your homies car and never had to deal with that broad again.
 
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