Could you date a person that's slightly slow or not smart?

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many years ago, my wife (rip) and i went to las vegas with another couple
we rented a limo at the airport to ride to the hotel
first thing the ladies wanted to do was stunt on their friends back home
so they used the postcards in the room to write out brag notes

they start arguing and then ask me-
"hey, how many e's are in limousine??"
"one":wtf:

the women are giggling, and then i hear my wife say "no, that can't be right" :dahell:

anyway, later on that night, i visit the front desk to mail the cards..
and i see "we rode in a black limozeen" :why:
five different postcards - the spelling getting more and more atrocious:leostare:
i just did a quick :mjlol: and mailed them shyts as is
two grown women and that was the best they could do:snoop:

some people think social media invented styling and profiling
it just gave people an automated spell checker :francis:
 
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can't do it. even being around my friends who are in relationships with slow people is tiring. If you use a word with more than three syllables you instantly hear "huh" or "what".
 
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depends on what she is slow on. A very submissive slow girl is awesome. A very independent slow girl is a fukking nightmare (religious people are like this.)
 
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valet said:
So I'm not saying full retard. I'm saying you can tell they're a little slow by things they say. Or can't articulate themselves very well. Let's say you get along real well with them but they have this one flaw. Not saying sex. I mean an actual relationship
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I would consider that statutory rape...

Isn't the main reason why pedophilia is outlawed in the Western World, because children are considered "slow" and easily influenced by "authority", and thus unable to consent to sex with an adult...?

So, dating a "slow" person is similar to taking advantage of a child...Slow people should date slow people...
 
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BlackPearl said:
I have done it. It is so frustrating. I once went on a nature walk with an ex and he kept trying to point out animals. Nan thing he pointed out was an animal. :mjlol:

Him: LOOK! There is a fish :krs:
Me: That's a leaf.:youngsabo:
Him: LOOK at the bird.:krs:
Me: That's a plastic bag. :heh:
Him: No it's a bird. It's red!:krs:
Me: It's a red plastic bag. :mjpls:
Him: Ohhhhh:deadmanny:
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My oldest sister is like that. She's 48 and just got her first computer. She asked me how to look up a website:

Sister: "how do you look up (website name).com.org.comorg?".......

Me: :mjcry:


Sister: "teach me how to write like you"


Me: "I write songs for myself I can't teach you that" :francis:


Sister: "how do you say this word?"

Me: "It says frog" :mjcry:


To make it worse she uses words that never even fit the context of a sentence to try and sound smart. She even asked me about "driving to Hawaii"....not taking a plane but literally driving there.
I told her you can't because it's surrounded by a body of water and she even asked me "what does that mean".....................:scust:


Some folks really aren't that smart. I never knew it was that damn possible. :yeshrug:


With that being said I can't do it. I'm not a physicist but damn......:martin:
 
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