COT DAMN ... Triumph the Insult Comic Dog just dropped a Gem on 'Em

Ninjaz In Paris

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must be white humor :manny:

only thing funny was the carbohydrates line...

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ok... the nicki minaj line was genuis :krs:
 

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you know why you work for tips because no one would put the whole thing in.

:dead:

As soon as he said that I had to pause it because I was on the FLOOR with the..

:russ::bryan::gladbron::skip::russ::krs::ooh: :ohhh: :laff:

And the fact she got silent as soon as he said that made it even more funnier...
 

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Weiner Circle is a fun place, and it's not just white folks who go in there acting crazy. And that N word shyt don't go down like that really. I'm sure super drunk CAC's have thrown it out, but that's not all that goes down.

It's a late night joint, not that far from wrigleyville, and that area of clark street is full of bars and clubs. So drunks would come in there trippin and the staff, being the type of hood nikkas that would work at a hotdog joint at midnight would talk shyt to customers. Over the years it became a thing, if I were up north getting drunk I'd go by afterwards and talk shyt, eat a chardog, then find my way home. It's fun :kanyeshrug:
 

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Wait so the owners are white? :rudy:
Funny regardless the tips line had me going the nicki minaj line too
 

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You aint all that, you gonna take me out to the ballgame, buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks, I don't care if I ever come back, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Fried Green Tomatoes, Stephen A. Smith, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, America Ferrara, 800-588-2300 Empire, bytch!

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Oh I wonder where does one who's never been there get this misinformation from? :ld:

Off the internet, like a regular person...:smugfavre:

That story from the old forum, from The Nigerian, about eating some white girls wings in a Chicago bar and her going HAM on him, is still one of the funniest stories I've read on the internet...:laugh:
 

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That cac humor was forced and ridiculous. Had to shut it off because it was so embarrassing to watch.
 

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The empire shyt had me dying

But naw seriously them mothafukkas better be wearing some gloves when they serve people food
 
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