Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Professor Emeritus]

Yo Word to Me there ain't a drop of testosterone in ya body my dude. You are overflowing with estrogen and thats my word I know this shyt is internet fukkery but thats my word Ill beat the shyt outta you

Everything about you is female

Hall Monitor hoe ass nikka has files on every poster

I wanna knee you right in your snatch

You and Russ be sharing dresses and shyt out in LA?

You his bottom bytch you hoe ass nikka?

Notice he NEVER brings receipts. I was able to quote what I was talking about when I shytted on him. But when he makes comebacks, all he has are these fake accusations. He can't even bring in a quote to support it cause he knows he'll get exposed.

He's done it before. Here's the original thread from 2021. White online racists were attacking black basketball players so I made a thread about it. @10bandz ran into the thread to deflect. He straight up lied on me and claimed I said shyt I never said. When I caught him and dared him to quote me ever saying that shyt, he moved the goalposts and then claimed I had dapped someone saying it. When I proved that was a lie too, he just repeated the first lie, but still couldn't bring any reciepts.

Here the posts. I was calling out Fox News commenters who attack Black basketball players, and he goes hard to deflect with lies:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/fox-news-comments-on-usa-basketball-loss-to-nigeria-are-wild.860356/page-2#post-42602704

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/fox-news-comments-on-usa-basketball-loss-to-nigeria-are-wild.860356/post-42602770

Last year same thing. I called out @Jcotton1 for making a shytload of anti-Black and right-wing posts. @10bandz ran in with the SAME deflection technique. That was one of the top threads of the year and got an agent out of the paint, but @10bandz and @Sccit were the only two posters on the entire board who tried to deflect instead. @10bandz has some 50 comments in that thread, top-3 of anyone, and they're all just attempts to deflect from me calling out someone spewing anti-black bullshyt.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jcotton1-is-the-most-interesting-man-on-the-coli-russ.932242/page-23#post-46763489

That's it. Those are the only two times I've ever talked about Bron's advisor anywhere. Both times it was when @10bandz brought him up solely to deflect when no one else was talking about him, and both times I didn't even give a shyt about the advisor, I just pointed out @10bandz hypocrisy. That's why he's not quoting me, because the actual comments are embarassing to him.

Imagine someone being so obsessed with another commenter that they follow them from one subforum to another, even though that poster won't speak to you. Imagine being so obsessed that you attack him for calling out right-wingers, because that's all you can find on him. Imagine being so obsessed you are trying to deflect their threads even when they're calling out anti-black racists. And imagine that even after I have 40,000 comments on here, he still can't find any real material to attack, so he has to make up shyt and then lean back on the same fake accusation year after year because he doesn't have anything else.

 

[10bandz]

Notice how he NEVER brings reciepts though. When I shytted on him I was able to quote the exact shyt I was talking about. But when he makes comebacks, all he has are these fake accusations. He can't even bring in a single quote to support it cause he knows he'll get exposed.

He's done it before. Here's the original thread from 2021. I created a thread calling out white online racists who were attacking black basketball players and @10bandz ran into the thread to deflect for them. He straight up lied and claimed I said shyt I never said. When I caught him in his lie and dared him to quote me ever saying that shyt, he moved the goalposts and then claimed I had dapped someone saying it. When I proved that was a lie too, he refused to back down and just repeated his previous lie.

Here's the thread. I'm straight up calling out Fox News commenters who attack Black basketball players, and he goes as hard as he can to deflect with lies:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/fox-news-comments-on-usa-basketball-loss-to-nigeria-are-wild.860356/post-42602770

Last year he did the same thing. I made a thread calling out @Jcotton1 for his entire life being ducktales and for making a shytload of anti-Black and right-wing posts. @10bandz ran in with the SAME deflection technique. That was one of the top threads of the year and got a full-on agent out of the paint, but @10bandz and @Sccit were the only two posters on the entire board who didn't care about a racist agent being exposed and tried to deflect instead. @10bandz has some 50 comments in that thread, top-3 of anyone, and they're all an attempt to deflect with false claims.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jcotton1-is-the-most-interesting-man-on-the-coli-russ.932242/page-23#post-46763489

That's it. Those are the only two times I've ever talked about Bron's advisor. Both of them were in threads about anti-Black racists that I started, both times it was when @10bandz brought him up solely to deflect when no one else was talking about him, and both times I didn't even give a shyt about the advisor, I just pointed out @10bandz hypocrisy. That's why he's not quoting me, because the actual comments are embarassing to him.

Imagine someone being so obsessed with another commenter that they follow them from one subforum to another, even though that poster doesn't even speak to them. Imagine being so obsessed that you repeatedly attack him for calling out right-wingers and racists, because that's all you can find on him. Imagine being so obsessed you are desperately trying to deflect their threads even when they're calling out anti-black racists. And imagine that even after I have 40,000 comments on here, he still can't find any real material to attack, so he has to make up shyt and then lean back on the same fake accusation year after year because he doesn't have anything else.

Ain’t nobody reading shyt. The guy you’re quoting is one of the biggest deranged fake black posters here. Call me MAGA because I don’t dikkride Bron or shill for Dems all you want. I could literally flood this thread for hours of quotes of me shytting on Trump in 2016 and 2017. I just didn’t change my username and make it my HLR gimmick like you did. I called you out in the Jcotton1 thread because you’re just as big of a fraud as him and everyone here is starting to see it

Shut the fukk up.

 

[10bandz]

Yo Word to Me there ain't a drop of testosterone in ya body my dude. You are overflowing with estrogen and thats my word I know this shyt is internet fukkery but thats my word Ill beat the shyt outta you

Everything about you is female

Hall Monitor hoe ass nikka has files on every poster

I wanna knee you right in your snatch

You and Russ be sharing dresses and shyt out in LA?

You his bottom bytch you hoe ass nikka?

If Bron wasn’t here you wouldn’t even be in this thread. And you’re confirmed to be at least 55 years old.

Michael Rappaport ass fakkit.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I caught @10bandz in a lie.

I was able to call out the lie with exact receipts.

And he doesn't have a single word to defend himself in response, because he knows that everything I said was true.




Notice how he deflects with a new accusation once his previous lie got exposed....but he still has zero receipts. I don't have a "gimmick". I've been the exact same poster all 8 years I've been on this board, and I've already proven that with receipts when the lie was made before. I've always been pro-Black, I've always pushed hard on the same issues, I've always posted in HL, I've always called out the Democrats while saying the Republicans were far worse. I can bring receipts of me pushing for reparations and connecting people to literature on the issue in my FIRST MONTH on this forum. I can bring receipts of me posting nuanced political posts attacking Clinton and the Dems for not being pro-Black enough in my first year here. I changed my name cause some people didn't like it, but I never changed my posting style. He just uses the name change to make up lies about me when he gets caught in his.

I dare him to show ONE issue in my 8 years on this forum that I posted about differently before/after the name change. Post a single thing that I started posting about after the name change that I wasn't already posting about before the name change. I don't have to worry about being consistent because I've always been myself, every single thing I've ever said on this forum is what I believe and every single word I've ever said about myself is true, so my consistency is natural. I was able to find dozens of contradictions in @Jcotton1's posting after he was here just 6 months, but even after over 5 years of stalking me, @10bandz can't find a single contradiction in mine. That's why has to make up shyt.

 

[Ziggiy]

Just a guess, but it's probably difficult to feel a sense of togetherness when the the thing you worked your entire life to accomplish is reduced to whether or not you can support Bron.

Unless your a star, every team you go to will be in support OF a star. Thats why non-stars are called ROLE PLAYERS

This concept wasn’t put in place yesterday

 

[CantStop]

All I know is that lakers season threads used to be so much fun before these Bron groupies infiltrated it. Mind you we were winning 30 games max and having lottery seasons and now? We’re still having lottery seasons while dealing with toxic bullshyt.

 

[CantStop]

Anyways, T Ross getting bought out. I’d take him over Lonnie Walker. But he wants to play for a contender and we’re the furthest thing from it

 

[Joe Sixpack]

If Bron wasn’t here you wouldn’t even be in this thread. And you’re confirmed to be at least 55 years old.

Michael Rappaport ass fakkit.

According to this spicy faghot I'm a CAC and I'm CONFIRMED to be 55

Ol Ms. Jenkins lyin ass hoe says it's CONFIRMED I'm 55



Dumb nikka thinks Im 55 because I know history

 

[Lakerman0834]

All I know is that lakers season threads used to be so much fun before these Bron groupies infiltrated it. Mind you we were winning 30 games max and having lottery seasons and now? We’re still having lottery seasons while dealing with toxic bullshyt.

theyve made it unbearable, could care less about the team and just go on rants sucking off bron. anyway we can ban them or have them make own bron thread

 

[Joe Sixpack]

I caught @10bandz in a lie.

I was able to call out the lie with exact receipts.

And he doesn't have a single word to defend himself in response, because he knows that everything I said was true.




Notice how he deflects with a new accusation once his previous lie got exposed....but he still has zero receipts. I don't have a "gimmick". I've been the exact same poster all 8 years I've been on this board, and I've already proven that with receipts when the lie was made before. I've always been pro-Black, I've always pushed hard on the same issues, I've always posted in HL, I've always called out the Democrats while saying the Republicans were far worse. I can bring receipts of me pushing for reparations and connecting people to literature on the issue in my FIRST MONTH on this forum. I can bring receipts of me posting nuanced political posts attacking Clinton and the Dems for not being pro-Black enough in my first year here. I changed my name cause some people didn't like it, but I never changed my posting style. He just uses the name change to make up lies about me when he gets caught in his.

I dare him to show ONE issue in my 8 years on this forum that I posted about differently before/after the name change. Post a single thing that I started posting about after the name change that I wasn't already posting about before the name change. I don't have to worry about being consistent because I've always been myself, every single thing I've ever said on this forum is what I believe and every single word I've ever said about myself is true, so my consistency is natural. I was able to find dozens of contradictions in @Jcotton1's posting after he was here just 6 months, but even after over 5 years of stalking me, @10bandz can't find a single contradiction in mine. That's why has to make up shyt.

That nikka @10bandz is a cross dressing neck snapping faghot

I ain't ever seen bytchassness like this in all my life

Only on the internet can a faghot like him exist

All dawg does is call everybody white and obsess over LeBron James and Klutch

Dawg has ZERO knowledge of self. NONE.

Dawg is a savage who wears women's clothes

I wanna smack the shyt out that nikka

@10bandz when I ask you who is the Original Man what is your response?

 

[Piff Huxtable]

pro black MSNBC Coli Political analyst @Rhakim out here advocating for cac journalists to do hit jobs on black athletes, he also typed out an essay last year defending Republican strategist Adam Mendelsohn's racist behavior with Rachel Nichols to defend Bron.

fukking frauds, I'm not gonna stop till the whole forum acknowledges it

The same guy that adds unnecessary paragraphs to his posts so that people might think that his dumb bozo takes are 20% smarter than they actually are?

 

[Professor Emeritus]

All I know is that lakers season threads used to be so much fun before these Bron groupies infiltrated it. Mind you we were winning 30 games max and having lottery seasons and now? We’re still having lottery seasons while dealing with toxic bullshyt.

theyve made it unbearable, could care less about the team and just go on rants sucking off bron. anyway we can ban them or have them make own bron thread

Y'all looking in the wrong place.


I hadn't even posted in this thread since Thursday and then @10bandz jumped in to @ me out of nowhere, into a conversation that I'm not even a part of, and straight up says that he has an agenda against me and was going to keep pushing that agenda until everyone on the board acknowledged it....even though he has zero receipts to back himself up.

If you want the toxic bullshyt to end, maybe address the posters who are openly being toxic? You let posters like sccit and 10bandz have free reign with their bullshyt for years and then are surprised that basketball discussion doesn't flow well as a result?

 

[Roger king]

Y'all looking in the wrong place.


I hadn't even posted in this thread since Thursday and then @10bandz jumped in to @ me out of nowhere, into a conversation that I'm not even a part of, and straight up says that he has an agenda against me and was going to keep pushing that agenda until everyone on the board acknowledged it....even though he has zero receipts to back himself up.

If you want the toxic bullshyt to end, maybe address the posters who are openly being toxic? You let posters like sccit and 10bandz have free reign with their bullshyt for years and then are surprised that basketball discussion doesn't flow well as a result?

Keep going, anyone not a bron hating biased inidvidal can see your points. Insecure grown men scared to argue based on facts and logic and to see reason isnt your issue. This is thecoli where steph passing a 3 pointer record is historic but bron being the all time scoring leader is stat padding, upside is down, left is right

 

[Boonapalist]

I’m tired of this back and forth with Bron stans. Let’s actually talk ball. These clips have me hopeful

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Anyways, T Ross getting bought out. I’d take him over Lonnie Walker. But he wants to play for a contender and we’re the furthest thing from it

I like the idea. Might get Brown's minutes more than Walker cause Beasley already is gonna have a shot at Walker's minutes.

D-Lo / Schroeder / Reaves / Beasley

You figure those gotta be who the Lakers are planning to be the top 4 guards at this point, unless Beasley doesn't get his shot back or gets exposed on defense. And you're gonna want all four to get a lot of minutes so they're comfortable playing together, there isn't enough time left in the season to be trying out 6 guys in the backcourt at 15 mpg each.

The big question is how much time LeBron is going to play the 4, which gives more room for someone like Ross to play the 3, and how much time LeBron is going to be in that 3 spot so that Vanderbilt or Bamba get their run in the frontcourt alongside AD.