Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[HoldThisL]

 

[CantStop]

season starts saturday

road to 26-0

 

[jaydawg08]

 

[Cladyclad]

Bron my guy

but he be ducking smoke

 

[Cladyclad]

Why

we already know what’s about to…..

 

[Hersh]

buyouts

1. Ross
2.justin holiday
3. deadmon
4.regie jack
5. Danny green
6.love
7.ibaka

will Barton before Dany green too

 

[areohbee824]

Pretty much skeleton crew tonight, I get it

 

[TheNig]

AD is definitely on notice now

Oh I'm already set. We don't make it to the conference finals, I'm blaming him.

He over there pouting on the bench, while other nikkas get blamed for him being sorry. Stop being a bytch and go compete hoe ass nikka.

This is what these LeBron Laker stans don't get. This we didn't have these kinda issues when Kobe was running there locker room. He didn't go for this bytch nikka behavior.

nikka we got games that need to be won. Don't nobody cares about your p*ssy hurting

 

[Regular_P]

If AD comes up small down the stretch and/or the play-in/playoffs, I definitely expect him to be shipped in the summer.

 

[jaydawg08]

Why

we already know what’s about to…..

Lol the thing DLO has going for him is he's already used to the Laker lights, so maybe it won't be hitting quite so bright this time around

 

[GreatestLaker]

Oh I'm already set. We don't make it to the conference finals, I'm blaming him.

He over there pouting on the bench, while other nikkas get blamed for him being sorry. Stop being a bytch and go compete hoe ass nikka.

This is what these LeBron Laker stans don't get. This we didn't have these kinda issues when Kobe was running there locker room. He didn't go for this bytch nikka behavior.

nikka we got games that need to be won. Don't nobody cares about your p*ssy hurting

You must have forgotten the whole Smush Parker era.

 

[Software]

Lol the thing DLO has going for him is he's already used to the Laker lights, so maybe it won't be hitting quite so bright this time around

He's the type of player that likes to show out. I don't think he minds the spotlight. Hopefully he can play at an Allstar level here.

 

[Ziggiy]

Wish they could’ve kept Bev

 

[Trojan 24]

Bron my guy

but he be ducking smoke

I'll give him a pass tonight, why show up to get abused by Giannis with a skeleton crew

They literally went all in to get the record Tuesday looking back

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Bron my guy

but he be ducking smoke

shyt is getting ridiculous already Smfh.