Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Dr. Narcisse]

Bruh

Lonnie might be a bottom 5 Laker of all time

Advanced analytics say this nikka Beasley is worse. Lonnie had a spark for a couple months and still clears this nikka in some areas


Only player Im really worried about in the deal.

 

[Cladyclad]

It's gonna be glorious on here after Doughboy goes 4-13 in his first game while Beasley is 1-7 and Vanderbilt goes 0-2 from three.

See I’m now in damn space I got to get out of. I hope Russ was the problem. Because if we still suck. I’m on dudes head top. Because imo Russ was way down on the pecking order of this fukkery of a season

 

[duncanthetall]

It's gonna be glorious on here after Doughboy goes 4-13 in his first game while Beasley is 1-7 and Vanderbilt goes 0-2 from three.

Vando shouldn’t be shooting 3s anyways. Kid gives 100% effort no matter what, but dudes got hands like Gobert at times, which can get frustrating. I think he’s gonna have a good time playing with Bron and AD though. Happy he’s gonna be playing with some other killers. I know for a fact he hated playing with KAT’s bytch ass

 

[Osmosis]

D-lo is 26

he was drafted almost 8 years ago

 

[areohbee824]

Let’s see how that buyout market gonna look like. I know it’s scraps but maybe can come up on another big

 

[Osmosis]

Brehs Im starting to wonder if Beasley is better than Lonnie Walker

Beasley shoots 9 threes per game

he's better than any Laker guard for that alone

 

[cyndaquil]

Ya’ll nikkas kill me

What the fukk are you talkin about that nikka played like he owed the mafia money and was point shaving

U a hater. He gave up a lot to be there. He could've just demanded a trade openly after the way yall treated him last year. But he didn't and put his pride aside and came off the bench. U still tryna blame him for all of Lakers failings dawg grow up.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

@Trojan 24 Is Scottie gonna still show up to the games.


shyt.....Imagine Pip Jr

I'd leave Klutch after this

 

[Joe Sixpack]

U a hater. He gave up a lot to be there. He could've just demanded a trade openly after the way yall treated him last year. But he didn't and put his pride aside and came off the bench. U still tryna blame him for all of Lakers failings dawg grow up.

nikka I don't give a shyt about all that

Save the sob story

nikkas coppin pleas for autistic dumb ass Russ

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Vando shouldn’t be shooting 3s anyways. Kid gives 100% effort no matter what, but dudes got hands like Gobert at times, which can get frustrating. I think he’s gonna have a good time playing with Bron and AD though. Happy he’s gonna be playing with some other killers. I know for a fact he hated playing with KAT’s bytch ass

@Regular_P I hope we aint talking about how Wenyen would have been more productive


Just getting all my negatively out tonight brehs. Chill ....

 

[cyndaquil]

nikka I don't give a shyt about all that

Save the sob story

nikkas coppin pleas for autistic dumb ass Russ

Miserable ass
I hope you slip on a piss puddle at Walmart but don't seriously injure yourself so you can't even sue just be embarrassed

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Miserable ass
I hope you slip on a piss puddle at Walmart but don't seriously injure yourself so you can't even sue just be embarrassed

nikka fukk you you mealy mouf faghot ass hoe

I hope you trip on the sidewalk and crack your head open you fukkin waste of a soul

 

[Regular_P]

@Regular_P I hope we aint talking about how Wenyen would have been more productive


Just getting all my negatively out tonight brehs. Chill ....

Everybody's caught up in the euphoria of Russ finally being gone. If these players were all that, other teams would have been in the mix. Utah gave all of them up and there's a chance they only wind up with a single second out of it.

 

[Regular_P]

This is what the fanbase is excited about @Trojan 24 @Dr. Narcisse

 

[Regular_P]

Vando shouldn’t be shooting 3s anyways. Kid gives 100% effort no matter what, but dudes got hands like Gobert at times, which can get frustrating. I think he’s gonna have a good time playing with Bron and AD though. Happy he’s gonna be playing with some other killers. I know for a fact he hated playing with KAT’s bytch ass

Sounds like Gabriel with worse hands and worse shooting.