Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Regular_P]

Russ is so fukking bad. Send him home already.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Russ is a classic example of the ant and the grasshopper tale.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Every game Russ misses 3 layups we neg @ALonelyDad

Gotta force him to his crazy side. Need that one rando Laker fan to threaten Jeanie and Rob into trading Russ.

Its a dirty job but somebody gotta do it.

 

[who_better_than_me]

What you nigguhs thought cuz he light skin and played for GSW, that JTA was a perimeter shooter

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Is Jones not healthy? Feel like he'd be getting some of these rebounds.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I would say we should take it to the basket but that’ll probably do nothing.

 

[Chris Cool]

Still can't hit a 3.

 

[ALonelyDad]

LeBron playing dumb

 

[CantStop]

teams make contested 3s and we're airballing wide open ones

1-15 from 3 is a fukking disgrace

 

[Regular_P]

They need to play like a 90s team and chuck from 20 feet instead of threes. They need that step inside the arc.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

They need to play like a 90s team and chuck from 20 feet instead of threes. They need that step inside the arc.

I agree, we should just play ugly scrappy basketball and get points in the paint. We got fake ass Knicks jerseys on we minus well go all out.

 

[Lakerman0834]

hope we lose by 20+ every night until jeanie thot gets ran out and sells the team

 

[ALonelyDad]

Rob and Jeanie will eventually cave in and give the 2 picks to Pacers

 

[Regular_P]

Rob and Jeanie will eventually cave in and give the 2 picks to Pacers

Then Buddy will shoot 32% as a Laker and tear his ACL.

I might not even care at this point as long as Rat Bev is included.

 

[CantStop]

AD still can't shoot