Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Kaypain]

What kind of play calls was that out of the timeouts? Why the fukk on a play like that does it end up with AD standing at the fukking three point line. Have him rim run or something. He should've been in Rui's place.

It was the perfect play. Bron turning the corner to get to the basket

 

[threattonature]

All I ask is that guys compete. This team did that to the bitter end. Denver was just the better team and made every big play when they needed to throughout the series.

Disappointing but I'm not mad.

Good effort by LeBron outside of that 2nd to last possession, he probably regrets not attacking Jokic there. Nuggets were just the better team. Their top 2 guys outplayed our top 2 the entire series. Credit to them.

Three of the games were decided in the last minutes. I think the teams were still pretty even. LA just couldn't execute late possessions.

 

[MenacingMonk]

What are they chanting in Staples?

 

[GreatestLaker]

The point is that they found something really good with this lineup and change on the defensive end with Rui on Jokic and AD patrolling the paint.

Why do dumbass fans watch these games? I'm honestly wondering

It’s 7 minutes on the clock get that shyt out of here.

Look like yall the dumbasses who don't know shyt about basketball. Bunch of idiots.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Better start building around Rui

 

[Stuntone]

Bron barely had any help. Hua 3-12, 41 mins. No assist, blocks or steals.

LOS ANGELES LAKERS​

PLAYER	MIN	FGM	FGA	FG%	3PM	3PA	3P%	FTM	FTA	FT%	OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	PTS	+/-
Rui HachimuraSF	41:56	3	12	25.0	0	3	0.0	4	4	100	1	6	7	0	0	0	0	3	10	1
LeBron JamesPF	47:56	15	25	60.0	4	7	57.1	6	7	85.7	2	8	10	9	2	0	1	1	40	-2
Anthony DavisC	40:02	6	15	40.0	0	0	0.0	9	10	90.0	2	12	14	1	1	3	1	4	21	-6
Austin ReavesSG	40:41	6	11	54.5	1	2	50.0	4	4	100	1	1	2	3	0	0	1	4	17	-4
Dennis SchroderPG	38:16	5	13	38.5	3	6	50.0	0	0	0.0	0	2	2	5	2	0	1	3	13	-3
D'Angelo Russell	14:56	2	4	50.0	0	1	0.0	0	0	0.0	1	1	2	2	0	1	1	2	4	6
Lonnie Walker IV	06:32	1	2	50.0	0	1	0.0	0	0	0.0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	2	-2
Tristan Thompson	09:41	2	4	50.0	0	0	0.0	0	1	0.0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	4	0

 

[vino]

What are they chanting in Staples?

“Bum Ass A.D.”

 

[Kaypain]

First thing they wanna talk about is what went wrong with the Lakers

Nuggets making shots when it matters and the only player making 3s in the 4th is Austin Reeves

And fukking Nuggets with their damn timely miracle shots

The basketball gods was against you

 

[jaydawg08]

Look like yall the dumbasses who don't know shyt about basketball. Bunch of idiots.

Congrats on the win brah. Hope you guys win the whole thing

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Udoka jumped the gun.

The Lakers job is about to be available

 

[Stuntone]

Bron and Tristan the only one that played with balls.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Three of the games were decided in the last minutes. I think the teams were still pretty even. LA just couldn't execute late possessions.

If AD wasn’t mentally soft and was aggressive this series would still be going. Dude is mentally weak.

*insert Kobe “soft” gif*

 

[Rekkapryde]

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Do we have room for Kyrie????

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

AD gotta get his shyt together

This is who he is.

 

[HollywoodP]

pretenders all along. They gave us a lil entertainment this year...but the fact is...they were just overachievers all along. Grats to the Nuggets. Hopefully they win it all. Build upon this season and run it back next year with Kyrie