Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Lakers fans (and Bron stans) in here acknowledging that AD showed signs of a concussion, but your fakkit ass @360Waves wants to pretend like I'm the only one saying it.

 

[360Waves]

Look at this crying ass self-proclaimed ugly fakkit.

I’ll bite.

Spoiler

You are an autist so I know exactly what thread you’re referring to where I self-proclaimed myself as ugly. That shyt is literally from 2016…you remembering it is beyond pathetic as is but I’ve never actually been ugly. The entire premise of the thread is literally me talking about getting approached so much by women I have to beat them off with a stick, while personally feeling like I’m unattractive, and finding it fascinating. Which quite literally implies I’m objectively attractive.

I had childhood traumas that affected my self perception a bit but these days I’m unapologetic about how handsome I am, and I’ve never had a problem getting quality p*ssy. Ever. I’ve also posted receipts on here.

Spoilered because this is lame shyt to talk about in this thread.

Within a half hour you negged me calling me ugly and now quoted without having any idea how I actually look. All this because I called Looney top 3 ugliest in the league about an hour ago. All this talk in the neg comments about projection yet the only one I see projecting is you..you probably look just like blud.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Better come out hard on Friday, man. Don’t wanna see a game 7.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Spoilered because this is lame shyt to talk about in this thread.

What the fukk do you mean lame to talk about in this thread?

It's lame. Period.

Within a half hour you negged me calling me ugly and now quoted without having any idea how I actually look. All this because I called Looney top 3 ugliest in the league about an hour ago. All this talk in the neg comments about projection yet the only one I see projecting is you..you probably look just like blud.

I don't know what the fukk you're even talking about here.

You went out of your way to quote my shyt in the game thread, responding to a post of mine where all I did was make a general comment about sensitivity to light being a sign of a concussion, and you went off the deep end throwing all these childish ass insults like a scorned hoe that had absolutely nothing to do with my post. No reasonable person would ever think that's a sane thing to do. When I was searching up posts talking about AD's 'concussion' in this thread to use as a response to you, I saw your crying ass talking about GS purposefully injuring the Lakers, so I responded exactly as you did in the game-thread (because your corny ass has already made it known of how you overcompensate for being ugly).

The fact you think I used that post of whatever you said about Looney only further proves my point. Projection in its purest form.

You're so in your feelings that you barely made a post about the actual game and what happened. You'd rather just cry, cry and cry about nothing, all because your mans lost. It's lost on you that all these characteristics that you go out of your way to accuse folks of are really just a reflection of yourself.

 

[360Waves]

What the fukk do you mean lame to talk about in this thread?

It's lame. Period.

I don't know what the fukk you're even talking about here.

You went out of your way to quote my shyt in the game thread, responding to a post of mine where all I did was make a general comment about sensitivity to light being a sign of a concussion, and you went off the deep end throwing all these childish ass insults like a scorned hoe that had absolutely nothing to do with my post. No reasonable person would ever think that's a sane thing to do. When I was searching up posts talking about AD's 'concussion' in this thread to use as a response to you, I saw your crying ass talking about GS purposefully injuring the Lakers, so I responded exactly as you did in the game-thread (because your corny ass has already made it known of how you overcompensate for being ugly).

The fact you think I used that post of whatever you said about Looney only further proves my point. Projection in its purest form.

You're so in your feelings that you barely made a post about the actual game and what happened. You'd rather just cry, cry and cry about nothing, all because your mans lost. It's lost on you that all these characteristics that you go out of your way to accuse folks of are really just a reflection of yourself.

Brother you have 81,000 posts on this forum many of which are dissertations. @CHICAGO one time called out the fact that there was once a day where you made 84 fukking posts and had made at least 1 post for 17 hours straight.

There’s 0 projection going on, people are calling out what’s in plain sight.

I am not the only person on this board to call you a loser or virgin. In fact dozens of posters have done it over the years. So trying to flip it on me as though I’m “projecting” is genuinely hilarious. People on this forum routinely refer to you as being autistic or a loser to the point where everyone says it including multiple LWO members in this thread. So I guess everyone is projecting. You are what you are and you should own it.

And yes, you quite literally started using the word “ugly” immediately after I called Looney it. A post I know you saw, because you posted in that thread. An incredible coincidence. So you have either A.) reached the point of fakkitry and obsession where you feel the need to defend these dudes honor this hard or B.) Feel some type of way because you and Looney in the same realm looks wise.

Occam’s razor is a very simple principle—no man who truly has it going on in real life, whether it be looks, money, success, whatever, has this much time to dedicate towards a fukking Internet forum. I’ve been on this board for 8 years and haven’t even crossed 5k posts….because I actually have things goin on in my life. You should try it.

FYI, talking shyt on the internet and calling someone a loser is very sane and normal behavior. Happens literally everyday, just open IG or play an online game. Having 80k posts of college thesis papers defending the honor of a basketball team…is not.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Brother you have 81,000 posts on this forum many of which are dissertations.....

And here's the problem with you.

I post on this board to talk hoops. I couldn't give a fukk about posting about you. Whenever you pop up in my mentions I respond by showing you a mirror.

Whereas you come on this anonymous msgboard to be a scorned hoe, where you post about what you perceive complete strangers to be, which is a clear sign of someone who's projecting, you know, kind of like how sensitivity to light is a clear sign of a concussion. Both of these things are seemingly lost on you. There's a reason why you've barely made a post about the actual game: you've made multiple posts about GS trying to injure the Lakers and this kind of ad hominem shyt you're doing in here and in the game-thread. I bet the energy you displayed after Game 4 was in stark contrast to the energy after Game 5.

That's what a loser does.

And for the record I've called you ugly before -

p.s. shouldn't you be in TLR with some sob story about how insecure you are about your ugly ass?

Occam's razor would be if you're defaulting to calling Looney ugly where it's completely irrelevant to the discussion, and you think I'm using that as a springboard to call you out for being so (when I've said the same thing to you in the past), the most straight-forward explanation for that is projection.

This is my last response to you unless your corny ass can actually grow up and talk hoops. Save your emotions for your therapist.

 

[360Waves]

And here's the problem with you.

I post on this board to talk hoops. I couldn't give a fukk about posting about you. Whenever you pop up in my mentions I respond by showing you a mirror.

Whereas you come on this anonymous msgboard to be a scorned hoe, where you post about what you perceive complete strangers to be, which is a clear sign of someone who's projecting, you know, kind of like how sensitivity to light is a clear sign of a concussion. Both of these things are seemingly lost on you. There's a reason why you've barely made a post about the actual game: you've made multiple posts about GS trying to injure the Lakers and this kind of ad hominem shyt you're doing in here and in the game-thread. I bet the energy you displayed after Game 4 was in stark contrast to the energy after Game 5.

That's what a loser does.

And for the record I've called you ugly before -

Occam's razor would be if you're defaulting to calling Looney ugly where it's completely irrelevant to the discussion, and you think I'm using that as a springboard to call you out for being so (when I've said the same thing to you in the past), the most straight-forward explanation for that is projection.

This is my last response to you unless your corny ass can actually grow up and talk hoops. Save your emotions for your therapist.

Whether you’re talking about hoops or talking about other people you still have 81,000 posts and routinely go on 16+ hour posting sprees. I don’t know if you’re being intentionally dense or you’re actually this narcissistic that you can’t seem to comprehend how bizzare your behavior is. 81k posts is 81k posts. Keeping it to basketball and not personal insults doesn’t make it any less strange, obsessive or incellish.

The rest of your big words and paragraphs are entirely irrelevant because you’re continuing to gloss over the root issue. You have no life, and you're a loser. I mean for fukks sake you can’t even explicitly deny it. You just continue to claim that I’m projecting my insecurities onto you when literally every nikka on this forum feels the same way about you.

I really don’t give a fukk what your perception is of me nor do I give a fukk what you call me when you’ve never actually seen me. You don’t like me because I’m the reality check you desperately need—all this self fellatio about your immense basketball knowledge is hollow and meaningless. Just texts on a niche internet board. In 10 years, when the Dubs dynasty is over and life has moved on, you’re going to regret the way you’ve spent your prime years.

You tell me that’s your last time responding to me. Let’s see if your compulsive autism will actually allow that. We know you can’t resist being “right” or getting in the last word.

 

[valet]

AD's so called concussion was the best thing in terms of rest for game 6. Lebron will pick his slots. The others step up and Golden State road whoas.... should be over.

 

[threattonature]

We had shots to win this one too just could not string together a couple of scoring possessions it was too erratic and dudes were chucking 3's when we needed solid pays and good looks. I really hope AD is ok and we can close this out next game.

Just finished the game. This was the real issue. Lakers were forcing up way too many contested threes. I’m cool with them when creating open looks but they were iso’ing and forcing up threes over good coverage. Also have to switch things up defensively. The team is lacking energy on that end.

 

[steph_harden]

Vando 4-22 from the field in the series.

Vando can’t even finish at the basket. Matter fact…he can’t even catch a pass. That’s what’s concerning. Cause he’s a beast on defense….has a little playmaking to his game. But if you complete zero…and I mean complete zero on offense you will never be a certified rotation player. Nowadays he’s been used just situationally

 

[lib123]

Draymond wont play that well in game 6.

The concern is they might have found something in Wiggins. Reaves cant guard him.

High key, Rui has got to step it up. Him not being on the floor much is hurting the Lakers. They need a legit forward who can score and defend out there.

Warriors found something in playing fast.

 

[threattonature]

Warriors found something in playing fast.

I don’t even think it’s just that. It’s that they’ve found that if you take AD out the paint the Lakers defense is no longer as formidable. So they put AD’s man in the pick and roll. If they switch AD on to Steph they swing the ball and attack the basket.

If they have AD show and his man goes under the screen to help they swing and play four on three with three shooters on the perimeter to either shoot the open shot or attack.

If Steph’s defender goes over the screen with a soft show by AD, Steph is driving the ball at AD and forcing his help and then pulling him back out the paint. If AD keeps backing off then Steph is hitting a floater or driving for a layup.

It’s a beautiful counter to the AD problem by Golden State. Instead of playing around him they’re going right at him and forcing him to make choices and then countering those choices.

They really need to look at Denver’s schemes and how they switch things off ball and find ways to keep Jokic from getting ISO’s. Maybe do a switch scheme so that AD is on the offensive player furthest from the ball and switches with the nearest defender if his man comes up to set a pick.

 

[Black Mamba]

AD will be fine no concussion protocol goodnite yall

Like I said all gravy and @Gil Scott-Heroin gon be crying his heart out when gsw gets eliminated

 

[Lakerman0834]

Warriors found something in playing fast.

Only reason thet played fast was out terrible shyt selections and refs allowing them to murder us in the paint. A lot of those transition 3s wouldn’t happen if they called the fouls

 

[Rekkapryde]

Rui's gotta stop being passive. Breh should be looking to get to the midrange jumper every time.

that's Rui problem, no dog in him. I hate cats that are uber talented but don't have that dog in them. Wasting talent. That makes them so inconsistent.