Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[ghostwriterx]

I don’t think he can do that anymore. I think he has 1 30 pt game thru 11 playoff games so far? Mind you it looks like he’s giving everything he has. We haven’t seen signs of him being able to do that but we see signs of him trying, his body is just not responding.

Did somebody hack your account?

 

[ghostwriterx]

Any other player would have fouled out the way Draymond playing. Horry just said I’m sure refs afraid of Draymond

He should've had two techs in the first 5 minutes.

 

[CantStop]

Did somebody hack your account?

I praise him as much as I criticize him. Y’all just want me to dikk ride him which I won’t do. I can point out he’s trying hard but not getting done which happens due to age. It’s why me saying he’s washed is relative to his previous forms not the league average.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Y'all need to chill the hell out with this panic shyt..my gawd.

Coli doctors are some shyt sheesh

Did you just become LWO today? You can't blame us when we've been through AD's shyt for years. We hold our breath every time he falls.

 

[seraphx]

I don’t think he can do that anymore. I think he has 1 30 pt game thru 11 playoff games so far? Mind you it looks like he’s giving everything he has. We haven’t seen signs of him being able to do that but we see signs of him trying, his body is just not responding.

Yeah he don't got that gear right now and it sucks. If AD is out we are fukked. Ham gonna mess around and start TT and try to turn back the clock lol.

 

[Lakerman0834]

He should've had two techs in the first 5 minutes.

That exactly when horry said I know refs afraid of Draymond

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Ham gonna start him at 5 too

This is the issue with AD being gone. We were barely holding on with AD sitting on the bench for 8-10 min a game.. I really can't even imagine what it's gonna be with AD out

You want Lebron to play "Bron Ball", score the points, assist the ball, be the small ball 5, and rebound against Looney??

Naw I dont want Bron playing the 5. All that does is allow Steph to get easy layups cause Bron isnt challenging anything. You play Wenyen first and see how it goes. Mo Bamba need to take a shot or something.

I don’t think he can do that anymore. I think he has 1 30 pt game thru 11 playoff games so far? Mind you it looks like he’s giving everything he has. We haven’t seen signs of him being able to do that but we see signs of him trying, his body is just not responding.

You're not wrong. He hasnt even scored 30 (28 was the highest)

However, the things he can do are slow pace, control the ball. Warriors are playing way too fast right now and we're making too many turnovers trying to keep up.

He's at the crib, he should get a good whistle....unless they really want a game 7, Just force the switch every time and hope being at home role players make shots. Hopefully DLO got a little confidence at the end of the 4th.

Highkey we are missing those high assists games from LeBron just as much as we are missing his scoring.

 

[seraphx]

We had shots to win this one too just could not string together a couple of scoring possessions it was too erratic and dudes were chucking 3's when we needed solid pays and good looks. I really hope AD is ok and we can close this out next game.

 

[ALonelyDad]

Naw I dont want Bron playing the 5. All that does is allow Steph to get easy layups cause Bron isnt challenging anything. You play Wenyen first and see how it goes. Mo Bamba need to take a shot or something.

You're not wrong. He hasnt even scored 30 (28 was the highest)

However, the things he can do are slow pace, control the ball. Warriors are playing way too fast right now and we're making too many turnovers trying to keep up.

He's at the crib, he should get a good whistle....unless they really want a game 7, Just force the switch every time and hope being at hope role players make shots. Hopefully DLO got a little confidence at the end of the 4th.

Highkey we are missing those high assists games from LeBron just as much as we are missing his scoring.

Mo Bamba is still out with injury, he said he will be ready for next series if Lakers advance

 

[ghostwriterx]

I praise him as much as I criticize him. Y’all just want me to dikk ride him which I won’t do. I can point out he’s trying hard but not getting done which happens due to age. It’s why me saying he’s washed is relative to his previous forms not the league average.

You're usually not this measured, but either way it doesn't bother me. I respect the passion.

 

[Software]

Naw I dont want Bron playing the 5. All that does is allow Steph to get easy layups cause Bron isnt challenging anything. You play Wenyen first and see how it goes. Mo Bamba need to take a shot or something.

You're not wrong. He hasnt even scored 30 (28 was the highest)

However, the things he can do are slow pace, control the ball. Warriors are playing way too fast right now and we're making too many turnovers trying to keep up.

He's at the crib, he should get a good whistle....unless they really want a game 7, Just force the switch every time and hope being at home role players make shots. Hopefully DLO got a little confidence at the end of the 4th.

Highkey we are missing those high assists games from LeBron just as much as we are missing his scoring.

Yep role players gotta step up.

 

[seraphx]

This shyt got me wondering how washed TT is. We don't need dude to score but can he still rebound? Also maybe we should try Shaq Harrison. Dude is a real defender and can hit a shot. I doubt they let him get a look though.

 

[Lakerman0834]

We had shots to win this one too just could not string together a couple of scoring possessions it was too erratic and dudes were chucking 3's when we needed solid pays and good looks. I really hope AD is ok and we can close this out next game.

There were plays that were fouls that didn’t get called and led to gs scores. Looney shoves as they get a rebound they score, dray holding ad shoulder gets the block. These should be called next game

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

 

[areohbee824]

It’s games like this that I really wish we had a solid goon on the squad to deliver a genuine hard foul out there. If they was letting the other team get away with murder and called soft shyt on my team I’m sending someone in on some clobbering time shyt.

We traded Pat Bev for a ultimate street clothes big