Contract and Free Agency Thread

[Rollie Forbes]

LA Park got Hijo De LA Park, AND LA Park jr

He'd better rename those kids before Child Support finds him.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

He'd better rename those kids before Child Support finds him.

He'll say they're La Parka's kids and dip

 

[Rollie Forbes]

He'll say they're La Parka's kids

You're right. On second thought, let the kids keep their names. That way, LA Park can at least claim them on his taxes.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You're right. On second thought, let the kids keep their names. That way, LA Park can at least claim them on his taxes.

And if not he'll say they're Super Parka's

 

[Rollie Forbes]

And if not he'll say they're Super Parka's

How do you say "I am NOT the father, Maury" in Spanish?

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Fightful says Elias/Ezekial/Elijah is not signed to ROH/AEW

 

[MenacingMonk]

I feel like if Starks goes to the E he’s going to hear the Rock Jr comparisons in promos more than ever.

 

[Easy-E]

Fightful says Elias/Ezekial/Elijah is not signed to ROH/AEW

And the sheets capin about Keith Lee "finally" being back stage.

 

[OneDeep]

Starks cadence sounds nothing like Rocks

 

[Allen Poe]

Starks cadence sounds nothing like Rocks

exactly. i've always said it's a stupid comparison. you could make an argument for style of dress, but could say that about almost any wrestler who tries to dress fly.

 

[TheAlbionist]

Fightful says Elias/Ezekial/Elijah is not signed to ROH/AEW

So he's still... Drifting

 

[Allen Poe]

so uh, y'all tuning in tonight or...?

 

[MenacingMonk]

exactly. i've always said it's a stupid comparison. you could make an argument for style of dress, but could say that about almost any wrestler who tries to dress fly.

Nobody is saying he sounds like him, but his swag is similar and the hair is almost the same. That’s why dudes were always comparing the two. Their promo and wrestling style aren’t the same.

Edit: seems like the wording of my OP was taken out of context and coulda been worded differently. I’m talking about promos with other wrestlers when they’re facing off.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Certain posters still pretending that Cody/Ricky aren't friends and Ricky didn't tell Khan that he was leaving when his contract was up

Wants it to be one way but it's the other... lol

Don’t remember hearing this before.

It's been known. Of course people will choose when or what dirsheets to believe and when not to believe but it's been an open secret. That's why Starks was off TV.

But one thing people lied about, they said Starks wasn't allowed to work indies and that wasn't the case. Starks has worked indies.

Ricky just showed up in NXT already. Told you it was an open secret. They were really in here trying to say Khan "had nothing" for Ricky because they wanted to cape for Triple K on the low

 

[get my pool]

Finally escaped Khantanamo Bay