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I will grant that most of the people whose twitter is quoted in this thread are, at best, queer fish, but this seems particularly special. I mean, what the fukk is he actually getting at?! Surely there are easier ways to shoehorn all of these buzzwords & phrases into an insult.



:dead: Webster level heat.


That tweet reads like this guy wrote it.

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So he's one of eight kids in New Orleans from a family that raised horses for a living. He's been married and divorced 4 times. Didn't get a college education and managed car dealerships for a while, then became a cop until he was fired for using unauthorized force and making false statements. He then got another job as a cop, where he started making videos that went viral even though many people found them demeaning and disrespectful, leading to protests from victims' families and the ACLU and forcing him to quit again, with his chief calling him out for "insubordination, lack of discipline, and using his office for personal gain." He then got a 3rd job as a reserve cop while also running for office and becoming a U.S. Representative, elected in the same election that gave us Trump.

That's the resume of a fukking U.S. Representative.
 

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More from that same idiot

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This guy is a clusterfukk. Threatening Supreme Court Justices. Says he's pro-2nd Amendment but says if armed black men show up in Louisiana he'll consider it a threat and "drop 10 of you where you stand". Not that that's surprising but the fact that he's bold enough to say the quiet part out loud.
 
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