Confession of a male stripper

RennisDeynolds

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Dude at my old job use to be a stripper. Said if you are a dude trying to get an easy lay, go to the bar at hotels where they are hosting male stripping events and just wait on the let out.

I believe this shyt. It was a flabby and sick middle age white whore at my old job who was on the phone setting up her birthday party activities. Talking loud on the phone "girl yes we getting the strippers again. Remember last time? Once he told me I had pretty eyes it was all over for me"


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The movie magic Mike details this as well. The whole movie these dudes is pretty much fukking ladies and laughing about it to each other "I got that chicks mouth so pregnant last night :skip: "
 

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No doubt, obviously doesn’t apply to everyone.

But yeah, if y’all are around each other all the time then it’s less likely.

But them long trips to the grocery store, going to her mom’s/relatives, gym, say they going to work but actually took the day off.

Serial side nikkas play their role, and you will never find out.
We skipped that phase in our life, she was 19 I was 20 when we first met and we’ve been together just shy of our 40’s. She’s not about that dumb shyt like these women that, like you said, take a mental health day when you think they are at work but are busy getting stretched out in your bed :ufdup:
 

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If stripping is anything like porn, then I’m not buying that part about him rejecting a lot of his gay requests. Theres probably more money to be made stripping for gay men than for straight women. Finally, I had a friend, from high school, who apparently is a stripper now. I looked him up and he was stripping in a car garage for, what looked like, very aged women. I wish him the best.
 

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a woman going to a strip club makes her desperate? does this apply to men 2? and you're dead wrong if you think there are no A1 hoes going to strip clubs hates to break it 2 u :manny:
Yes, going to a strip club is something that desperate people do

The only A1 hoes going to strip clubs are sluts
 

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Never been huh? You should go breh. Its a necessary right of passage in becoming a man.
Tricking is a rite of passage in becoming a man? I'll pass!

You're not even allowed to touch them let alone fucc or even get some head, and even if you could the sex wouldn't be worth it because the chick is stank and ran through
 

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Tricking is a rite of passage in becoming a man? I'll pass!

You're not even allowed to touch them let alone fucc or even get some head, and even if you could the sex wouldn't be worth it because the chick is stank and ran through

Most defnitly....are you from Antartica breh? and you're DEAD wrong about your false assumptions....trust :wow:
 

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Most defnitly....are you from Antartica breh? and you're DEAD wrong about your false assumptions....trust :wow:
I'll pass breh, tricking just ain't in my blood. And people always getting shot or getting they ass beat at strip clubs, I don't know what goes on there but I'd rather not find out.

If I want some p*ssy I'll just have a chick come over
 
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