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Trump and Comey are sitting in the dining room of the white house
Trump is halfway turned in his chair because in back of him is a TV.
It's CNN
Trump : Can you believe these lying cocksuckers. I know damn well my crowd was bigger than Obama's! Look at the fake news showing made up pictures of my crowd looking smaller. Hey don't the FBI got a department for that?
Comey we have a cyber department mr President.
Trump well maybe you should have those guys look into these fake pictures from fake news.
Trump summons a waiter to the table.
Trump what are you drinking tonight Jim? Is it Jim, you look like a Jim guy. I don't drink as you know , never touched the stuff myself, but I can usually tell what people like to drink. You look like a vodka guy!
Comey I'm not going to have a drink tonight sir.
Trump Nonsense, get this man a shot of vodka. Don't worry Jim, it's not Russian.
Trump laughs uncontrollably.
Comey Speaking of Russia, I guessed that was the reason you invited me.
Trump is watching the screen.
Trump You see CNN doesn't have enough hot chics. Fox has the best on air talent. None of them is hotter than Ivanka...
Comey Sir?
Trump The other problem is they are mad that I won. I blew out Hillary, yuuuuge blowout, as you know. And they are mad, and they want to spread all this fake Russia crap. It because none of them believed that I could win. None of them. But you know who believed? The American people. This country isn't divided, I'm holding both sides like crazy glue.
COMEY Congratulations by the way Mr President
Trump Thank you Jim. You are real American hero for what you did with Hillary and those emails. The American people needed to know who Crooked Hillary really was. That was a great display of loyalty. I respect loyal people. And I'm loyal to my friends. And since we are loyal friends you would tell me if you are investigating me right? Right Jim? Good man
