Come Post Your Realistic Lakerfan Trade Scenarios

[tremonthustler1]

I mean, Im sure its a common thing to laugh at. If you've ever been to that wasteland RealGM, they're on a whole other level. Also dudes calling into sports talk radio stations with trade scenarios HAVE to be trolling

ex.

T'wolves get
Pau Gasol, Darius Morris and Josh McRoberts

Lakers get
Kevin Love, Nikola Pekovic and #18 pick or Ricky Rubio


Why for the Lakers:

It's Kevin Love and he went to UCLA. We can use the #18 pick on the PG of the future if they don't feel like giving us Rubio (although they should because I heard he hates it there and loved LA during the lockout)

Why for the T'wolves:

T'wolves get a Spanish buddy for Rubio in Gasol because my GM spidey senses say he's lonely and wants a BFF and it's KAAAAAAHHHHNNNNN so you know he LOVES PG's, and Josh McRoberts is a white big man who could be an all-star in Rick Adelman's offense

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

lol @ op disabling his reputation box. You would be seeing red dots all day.

It's just off, rep still works as usual and my box is green as leprechaun shyt

Come at me breh

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

ex.

T'wolves get
Pau Gasol, Darius Morris and Josh McRoberts

Lakers get
Kevin Love, Nikola Pekovic and #18 pick or Ricky Rubio


Why for the Lakers:

It's Kevin Love and he went to UCLA. We can use the #18 pick on the PG of the future if they don't feel like giving us Rubio (although they should because I heard he hates it there and loved LA during the lockout)

Why for the T'wolves:

T'wolves get a Spanish buddy for Rubio in Gasol because my GM spidey senses say he's lonely and wants a BFF and it's KAAAAAAHHHHNNNNN so you know he LOVES PG's, and Josh McRoberts is a white big man who could be an all-star in Rick Adelman's offense

Don't forget to include Beasley as a throw in

 

[tremonthustler1]

Don't forget to include Beasley as a throw in

they'd rather have Derrick Williams

 

[kingofnyc]

Bynum or Pau & Bynum for Anthony Davis

did u miss da word 'realistic' from da title

 

[PTBG]

did u miss da word 'realistic' from da title

lol bruh this whole thread is supposed to be mad jokes lol did you need read what Goddamnyoman said with ridiculous trade suggestions come on bruh you playing yourself this whole thing is supposed to be for fun come on yo lol

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

they'd rather have Derrick Williams

They'd rather have both

throw in Andrew GAWDlocke to make it fair

 

[Houston911]

Lakers trade Marc Gasol, Zach Randolph and Darrell Arthur

Grizzlies trade: Pau Gasol

Oops, Mitch already did that

kobe got screwed in that deal so now its time for him to get over

Lakers trade Andrew bynum and Troy Murphy

Lakers Receive: Dwight Howard and Ryan Anderson


Lakers trade Pau Gasol and Ron artest

Lakers receive Deron Williams and anthony morrow

This lets the nets build around a new yorker for their first season in brooklyn

Deron Williams
Kobe Bryant
Nicholas Batum (Portland forgets to match his offer sheet)
Ryan Anderson
Dwight Howard

Bench

Ramon Sessions
Anthony Morrow
Devin Ebanks
JJ Hickson (forgot to match offer sheet)
Jordan Hill


I can live with that

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Lot of forgetful GM's around the league this summer

Breh, give me a scenario where Kobe gets 2 finals MVP's without the filthy Spaniard to justify your Pau hate

 

[Houston911]

Lot of forgetful GM's around the league this summer

Breh, give me a scenario where Kobe gets 2 finals MVP's without the filthy Spaniard to justify your Pau hate

keep marc gasol
]
trade kwame brown and salary filler for zach randolph (memphis gave up q rich for zach randolph so this is more than realistic)

the 4 headed front court monster of bynum, marc gasol, zach randolph and lamar odom would have been

they woulda shipped one of those guys out for help on the perimeter

 

[kingofnyc]

lol bruh this whole thread is supposed to be mad jokes lol did you need read what Goddamnyoman said with ridiculous trade suggestions come on bruh you playing yourself this whole thing is supposed to be for fun come on yo lol

nikka im high

 

[tremonthustler1]

They'd rather have both

throw in Andrew GAWDlocke to make it fair

Nah not GAWDlocke. That's too much. Wolves would be robbing them in that deal. And it wouldn't work under the cap. They'd be $6.93 over the cap and GAWDlocke doesn't sell seats. As a Real GM, I must do what I do for every trade proposal that comes my way and pass.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

keep marc gasol
]
trade kwame brown and salary filler for zach randolph (memphis gave up q rich for zach randolph so this is more than realistic)

the 4 headed front court monster of bynum, marc gasol, zach randolph and lamar odom would have been

they woulda shipped one of those guys out for help on the perimeter

b-b-but how could they trade Kwame for Randolph when they already had Randolph and traded him and Arthur for Pau

 

[Houston911]

b-b-but how could they trade Kwame for Randolph when they already had Randolph and traded him and Arthur for Pau

But in all seriousness

Keep marc, absorb randolphs contract and youre looking at a squad that's significantly better than the one that won rings

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

But in all seriousness

Keep marc, absorb randolphs contract and youre looking at a squad that's significantly better than the one that won rings

How? You're just going back and trying to plug newfound allstar and younger Marc in NOW for Pau then, while pretending Pau then is perpetual scapegoat and scared 2012 version Pau

19 and 10 > 12 and 7