Come on in and watch Brock Lesnar absolutely destroy everything about CM Punk and his life

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I'ma be honest, that's not even from Lesnar lol, someone backstage fed him that line like :stopitslime: wearing those stupid mma jackets and playing with your hands like that.

*cough* Vince *cough* Triple H *cough*
LMFAO you think it was HHH who came up with that stuff? might've been Stephanie
 

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The funny thing about this is that in a legit straight shoot fight, punk would probably beat the shyt out of Lesnar. We all know he doesn't like to get hit. Someone bless me with a gif of him hitting cartwheels in the octagon trying to get away from Cain Velasquez
 

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The funny thing about this is that in a legit straight shoot fight, punk would probably beat the shyt out of Lesnar. We all know he doesn't like to get hit. Someone bless me with a gif of him hitting cartwheels in the octagon trying to get away from Cain Velasquez
Breh.....No.

Punk got his ass handed to him by Teddy Hart.

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[In Spring 2004] myself, Chris Sabin, Johnny Devine, Sabu, and Jack Evans were the only people who witnessed the fight [between CM Punk and Teddy Hart] with our eyeballs. What happened was we used to eat at this place called the White Trash Cafй, just a name, that’s where we used to have our catering at; it was right across the street from where we filmed. I didn’t know that they had beef with each other at all; I wasn’t hip to what was going on on the internet. Apparently they bad mouthed each other on the internet; I don’t know the whole story behind the back story. We’re eating and I saw Teddy and Jack walk in there and then me Sabin and Johnny Devine were walking away and they were like hey Punk is in the restaurant and Teddy just walked in, want to see what happens? I’m like what’s going on guys? They said you know [Punk and Hart] don’t like each other. We turned around and pretty much like Teddy and CM Punk walked out and it was kind of like, one of them says you’ve got a problem, he’s like you’ve got a problem? There was like one shove, I can’t remember who shoved whose shirt first. Then it was just a couple of quick punches, Teddy got the upper hand I think like Punk kind of tripped and Teddy kind of tripped him over or something so he was on his ass. Teddy was like punching him, and then Sabu jumped in, this all happened within 20 seconds. Sabu jumped in and kind of tore them apart and as Sabu is trying to tear them apart Teddy still has Punk’s hair and is trying to kick him in the face. Then they kind of both went their separate ways, and the office found out about it and that was the last time I ever saw Punk in TNA. Then after Teddy did his stint with Team Canada that lasted another week, he never came back. You can’t fight, there’s consequences right.
 

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The funny thing about this is that in a legit straight shoot fight, punk would probably beat the shyt out of Lesnar. We all know he doesn't like to get hit. Someone bless me with a gif of him hitting cartwheels in the octagon trying to get away from Cain Velasquez
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The funny thing about this is that in a legit straight shoot fight, punk would probably beat the shyt out of Lesnar.

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This is the only kind of promo that Brock should be required to cut. Him with a mic on live tv is usually not a good thing but these pre taped promos where they can edit things are exactly what they should do for him and they should try the same thing with Ryback too.
 

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Breh.....No.

Punk got his ass handed to him by Teddy Hart.

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That story means nothing. So Punk is the same guy 10 years ago? Like he doesn't have a background in Muy Thai and BJJ now?

Thats like saying since Ken Shamrock got smashed by the Nasty Boys back in the 80s he wouldn't have a shot against anyone now(and even that story isn't comparable to the one you posted because that shyt sounded like some wild sramble of guys pushing/tripping over each other with Hart managing to come out on top for a few seconds) Let me clarify, I'm not saying I would put money on Punk in a fight, but seeing Brock literally race back to the cage and fold up in his last 3 UFC fights, I wouldn't completely dismiss Punk. And that brings me too






So what smaller people cant get the upper hand on larger guys? Do I have to post stories of Paul Orndoff or Rude in here now?
 

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That story means nothing. So Punk is the same guy 10 years ago? Like he doesn't have a background in Muy Thai and BJJ now?
lol. no he doesn't. Are you being serious or trolling? Punk has background in Muay Thai? :russ:

He took a few MMA classes at his local gym for beginners. :smugbiden:
 

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That story means nothing. So Punk is the same guy 10 years ago? Like he doesn't have a background in Muy Thai and BJJ now?

Thats like saying since Ken Shamrock got smashed by the Nasty Boys back in the 80s he wouldn't have a shot against anyone now(and even that story isn't comparable to the one you posted because that shyt sounded like some wild sramble of guys pushing/tripping over each other with Hart managing to come out on top for a few seconds) Let me clarify, I'm not saying I would put money on Punk in a fight, but seeing Brock literally race back to the cage and fold up in his last 3 UFC fights, I wouldn't completely dismiss Punk. And that brings me too


Against who doe? World class kickboxers and wrestlers. When has punk ever been world class anything?
 
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So what smaller people cant get the upper hand on larger guys? Do I have to post stories of Paul Orndoff or Rude in here now?

You actin' like Punk/Lesnar would the same as the Jericho/Goldberg backstage fight.....it would NOT be, nikka :heh:

Punk beating Lesnar in a real fight isn't impossible; Lesnar certainly has his weaknesses but to act like Punk would "probably beat the shyt out of" Lesnar in a real fight is crazy
 

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lol. no he doesn't. Are you being serious or trolling? Punk has background in Muay Thai? :russ:

He took a few MMA classes at his local gym for beginners. :smugbiden:

:why:

Do you not see the way he throws kicks? I'm not saying hes a fukking black belt but he does know something
 

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Do you not see the way he throws kicks? I'm not saying hes a fukking black belt but he does know something
It's wrestling move man lol.

Have you seen the way Shawn Michaels throws kicks, doesn't mean he knows Muay Thai for God's sake. Do you know what Muay Thai kickboxing is? I mean seriously?

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