Come in here and tell a boldfaced LIE

[twan83]

& I got a loving boyfriend.....

SOON ENOUGH YOU NEVER KNOW

 

[MouseTeeth]

My girl is completely faithful and is under no circumstance shared with anyone else

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

i stumbled across jad in one of them hoe ass ou shirts tonight and knocked a hole in his chest

 

[Cat piss martini]

my dikk is little and chicks dont dig me....lawwid 4give me.

 

[Sansprix]

I shyt flawless diamonds, then make big ass chains with them. Here's a sample:

 

[Ooh Marty]

Im slim with a 40 inch booty

 

[Young_and_Reckless]

I'm not high right now...

 

[Emperor Sol]

I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior

Im slim with a 40 inch booty

Thread title says "boldfaced LIE" not half truths

 

[DreadHead P]

i believe in true love, and that i will find someone i want to spend the rest of my life with

 

[Ain't That Something]

I can go in a 5 mn bout with money may and knock him out for a milli.

 

[Boutdatlife]

Im slim with a 40 inch booty

You so fine



I should have been simping you before the melt down instead of taking bout your fat ass daily.

 

[CoolazzFemale]

I own a Rolls Royce

 

[Ain't That Something]

Im slim with a 40 inch booty

I believe Via is the fat woman she claim she is

 

[Ain't That Something]

I own a Rolls Royce

Can I get a ride I'm at the bus stop.

 

[Never Gets Any Joke]

I understand every joke.