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I heard the Flintstones was actually the show set in the future. It takes place in a post apocalyptic world. They have similar technology of the times for a show that supposedly took place thousands on years years ago. The Jetsons were the world before the apocalypse. The Flintstones were the aftermath.

How's That Explain The Dinosaurs?
 

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conspiracy theories are theories, not just facts

It's a fact?

I honestly don't know, I just figured that might be the case and DK Jr. was the main character for the SNES Donkey Kong games

Has this been confirmed?
 

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I always felt that Brandon Lee's shooting death on The Crow's set wasn't an accident. Someone deliberately tampered with the movie gun. With over a gazillion movies made, why is this the only case of this ever happening?

Unsolved Mystery even did an episode on this.



:sadcam: Robert Stack was so spooky.
 
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Spongebob Squarepants


Have you ever watched this show? It's crazy. Not one of my favorites, not by a long shot. It's just always on in the living room for my freshman educated parrot, along with Teen Mom 2 and Secret Life of the American Teenagers. After stumbling through the living quarters enough times to relieve the drainage functions of my main and most important organ due to an excess consumption of Old English 800, I've begun to place together several interesting facts that revolve around your beloved Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob Squarepants is a TAMPON.

I know. You're probably angry at the fact that your beloved before and after school entertainment can be lumped within the same category as The View, but it's true. All of the facts surrounding the main subject prove the theory.

Lives in Bikini Bottoms
His neighbor (Squidward) represents the moodiness of a women sufferering from the flawed side-effect of being feminine, aka "PMS"
Best friend (Patrick) is a Starfish, which closely resembles that of a bunghole. (See: Limp Bizkit).
Very absorbent and keeps displaying his function as if he was the focused placement for a Kotex advertisement.
Works at Krusty Krab (no explanations necessary), who's owner has a Sperm Whale daughter sporting a pearl necklace like it's going out of style for days and days and days.
Shares a mutual relationship of "Sandy Cheeks" with best friend Patrick.
*Note*. "Sandy Cheeks" can be identified and referenced by the west coast residents, defined as a sexual act performed within a desert or beach environment. If you need more information, Google or Urban Dictionary "Churro".
 

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Fact: The Spongebob main characters are all based on the 7 deadly sins. The creator actually said so.

Theory: The reason Neo has powers outside of the Matrix is because it's just another Matrix world and the humans are still trapped in a virtual world.

Fact: All of Quentin Tarantino's movies exist in one universe...Characters are related (Vincent from Pulp Fiction and Mister Brown from Resevoir Dogs are brothers) and Kill Bill is actually a movie that people would watch in that universe.

Theory: Tommy Westphall - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Escapist : Video Galleries : The Big Picture : Worlds Within Worlds

Most badass theory out there imho.
 

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And my favorite one, Handy Manny:
I have a theory about Handy Many on Disney:

Manny was a decent guy with a wife and some kids who had gotten a job as a handyman in Sheetrock Hills after he and his family moved there. Manny was good at his job, while he didn't make a whole lot of money he was able to save a lot by building most of his house himself and doing all of the upkeep and whatnot for free.

One day while Manny was out working, there was an electrical fire in the house due to bad wiring and the house burned down, killing Manny's wife and children. Manny blamed himself and suffered a psychotic break.

Eventually Manny was released from the mental hospital and went to his workshop to find his toolbox and tools, a gift from his family when he became a handyman and the only memento he had of them. To Manny's surprise, his tools begin speaking to him and moving around the workshop. Manny realizes he doesn't have to be alone anymore because his tools are his friends. Manny forgets he ever had a family, replacing them with his beloved tools.

The other people in the town play along with Manny's madness because he was a decent guy and they feel bad for him, when he starts waving his tools around and speaking in different voices they react to the tools as if they were alive because they don't want to remind Manny of his loss.

This is why Manny is only ever called for very easy jobs like fixing one wooden stair or replacing a bar on a baby crib; the people don't trust Manny to do anything more difficult. It is also why Kelly gives Manny whatever supplies he needs without asking him for any money. Mr. Lowpart pretends to be a bumbling moron, but he actually makes sure Manny has enough to eat and that all of his bills are paid on time, since Manny is too busy playing with his tools to take care of things like this.

Adventure Time Conspiracy Theory
(Keep in mind that these are OUR theories)
Finn lived with his parents and dog Jake, they had a perfect life. Finn had a great relationship with his dad, he and his dad took trips together and his dad taught him survival skills on their adventures. One night his mom went crazy and killed his dad, Finn who was trying to help his dad killed his mom in the process ,and was blamed for the deaths of both of his parents. This got Finn sent to a mental institution. The evil ice king, who is Finn's enemy in the show is the social worker or the man who took him to the mental hospital. Marceline is a patient too, she and Finn share stories and become friends, Princess Bubblegum (who says she is too old for Finn) is a nurse who Finn has a crush on. Jake of course could not go with Finn to the mental hospital,was like Finns best friend and that's why Jake is always with Finn in his adventures. Finn imagines all these adventures being with Jake and trying to save people because he couldn't save his dad, and everything he does is imagined and based off of things and people in the institution.
 
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