Come in here and "Be Like Mike"

[MoneyTron]

*Calls Oak*

*Tells Oak to stand outside locker room during practice and games to remind coach that his legs will get broken if he wins games*

*Drafts random Duke/UNC player*

*Takes enjoyment in their failure*

*Calls Ewing. Offers job, pulls job. shyts on him for thhe millionth time. "It never gets old"*

"Mike, are you going to the Bobcats' office or going to Vegas again? We need your help!"

**

 

[Lakerman0834]

*bookies call him for money he owes*

 

[SHO-NUFF]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

 

[GoFlipAPack]

*puts in his yellow contacts*

 

[Angel On The Rag]

*sees the world in yellow and white*

 

[Ruutu]

Spoiler

Liks the middle and throws everthing else away!!

 

[superunknown23]

*sliding door opens*

*one of Jordans PAWG minions steps into Jordan's evil lair*

Minion: M-M-Mister Jordan?

Jordan: *continues to smoke cigar and pet cat in shadows*

Minion: T-Th-The Bobcats front office seem to be in a position to sign, Lebron, Dwight, Eric Gordon and Chris Paul. Also, they want nothing in return my lord.

Jordan: *takes a small piece of paper*

*faint sound of pen scratching*

*hands minion the note*

Minion: *Reads note*

"NO nikkaS!"

Jordan: *Presses big red button on the arm of his chair*

*PAWG minion falls into an endless pit*

 

[MikelArteta]

doesn't answer phone calls from his black kids on fathers day

 

[Robbie3000]

*Walks into thread, looks at OPs name"

MJ: "Nah!!"

 

[Robbie3000]

Dumps Girlfriend after years of a beautiful relationship because she is a "****** Lover"

 

[MenacingMonk]

*still doesn't know who Chamillionaire is. Thinks it's a rich man's car*

 

[DeVanteSwing]

*Mad at son, because he aint sharin his porn hoes"

 

[PIFF101]

*looks at Phil Knight*

23: Any price you set for my MJ's, Your grand grand kids are set for life.

Phil Knight: but MJ we have a....

23:

Phil Knight:

 

[CantStop]

plays horse with Jay-Z in Jordan Brand chanclettas

*didn't vote for obama cause he ain't voting for no half nikka!*

 

[Michael Jordan]

some of you nikkas are hilarious