Come in here and act Mexican

[Born2BKing]

*Is broke as fukk but gets wife pregnant twice in 19 months*

 

[...and some waffle fries]

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

*honks horn at every woman they drive by*

 

[Marti]

* stands outside of walmart and yell "I can fix that bump on ur car in 10 minnas" *

 

[The_Hillsta]

*Take up the block with 2 chevy denalis and 3 dodge rams. All clean all sitting on chrome*

 

[Melt_Man]

*Pushes baby stroller while 8 months pregnant*

 

[Marti]

* Dress kids in wedding attire to go to the laundry mat*

 

[jerniebert]

* Dress kids in wedding attire to go to the laundry mat*

I am mexican and this thread is great.

Time to go work in 110 degree heat like it ain't shyt.

 

[Patriarch]

*contributes nothing to country *
*absent during civil rights movement (even though they're colored)

 

[Marti]

* Celebrate Cinco De Mayo as if they won the war*

 

[bangbreh]

*holds his $3 belt buckle at all times*

 

[jerniebert]

*spends whole field check on ostrich boots*

 

[50CentStan]

** parks 1996 Mazda van on front yard **
** in the club gets a gun pulled, reaches for a butterfly knife**
** tattoos Jesus Christ on forehead **
** ends every sentence with "eeehhh?" **
** nicknameS self Spiderr, jokkeer, or other rediculous and corny aliases**

 

[HookersandIceCream]

*gets stopped by cops*

*dosent have license or state ID*

*gets let go by police*

 

[Oztradamus]

*gets stopped by cops*

*dosent have license or state ID*

*gets let go by police*

straight up paisa