Brandon M.
City of Angels
***camps outside for 24 hours for some fukkin sneakers****
***tries to be black and white at the same time***
***tries to be black and white at the same time***
Come in here and act like an asian
- Thread starter the cool
- Start date
* becomes a NYK fan this year because of Jeremy Lin *
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
*Buys #17 Knicks Jersey and all of a sudden is the biggest Knick fan*
*Swears up and down that Lin didn't get hyped up cuz he was Asian*
*Knows nothing about boxing and only knows Pacquiao*
*Thinks Floyd Mayweather is overrated and is the reason why the fight with Pacquiao didn't happen*
*Commits suicide when Pacquiao will eventually lose to Mayweather*
*Knows every Asian person within a 3 state radius and only hangs out with other Asians*
*Is a Gran Torino looking ass Asian*
*Doesn't actually have more $$*
*Swears up and down that Lin didn't get hyped up cuz he was Asian*
*Knows nothing about boxing and only knows Pacquiao*
*Thinks Floyd Mayweather is overrated and is the reason why the fight with Pacquiao didn't happen*
*Commits suicide when Pacquiao will eventually lose to Mayweather*
*Knows every Asian person within a 3 state radius and only hangs out with other Asians*
*Is a Gran Torino looking ass Asian*
*Doesn't actually have more $$*
** Tries to relive the fast and the furious, drives riceburner, loses race, losese car, parents karate chop sun li when he gets home **
Oroko Saki
The Shredder
*bends my legs behind my head*
*rolls down a hill*
*rolls down a hill*
Anothergirl
Goat ™
*becomes Doctor as a side gig*
*Graduates valedictorian of Havard Law Class with a 3.9 GPA*
*parents still disappointed that it wasn't 4.0*
*Graduates valedictorian of Havard Law Class with a 3.9 GPA*
*parents still disappointed that it wasn't 4.0*
* dad asks what you doing? You tell him playing b ball, he comes out side lookin like bruce lee, WHY YOU NO PLAY A BALL!? proceeds to kick your ass *
louis_mayne
Rookie
Let me channel my girlfriend for this one:
*throws up the the piece sign in every photo*
*emphasizes the wrong words in a sentence*
*sends txt or whats app msgs that's all emoticons, like I'm suppose to understand that shyt*
*pronounces Ls like Rs and Rs like Ls*
*Be in the middle of a convo that becomes embarrassing and stares at you blanking and act like I don't speak english*
*act like I don't speak english when I don't wont to be bother by random people*
*makes hmmmmmummppp sound when surprised*
*talks about jeremy lin and doesn't even know how to play ball*
*eats desserts from home that taste like bread bcuz they don't use a lot sugar*
I could go on.
*throws up the the piece sign in every photo*
*emphasizes the wrong words in a sentence*
*sends txt or whats app msgs that's all emoticons, like I'm suppose to understand that shyt*
*pronounces Ls like Rs and Rs like Ls*
*Be in the middle of a convo that becomes embarrassing and stares at you blanking and act like I don't speak english*
*act like I don't speak english when I don't wont to be bother by random people*
*makes hmmmmmummppp sound when surprised*
*talks about jeremy lin and doesn't even know how to play ball*
*eats desserts from home that taste like bread bcuz they don't use a lot sugar*
I could go on.
*mad as fukk about someone asking if I'm Chinese. I am Vietnamese. motherfukker do I look Chinese?*
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
*Stans Jabbawokeez from America's Best Dance Crew*
*Typically not good at sports so I stan the ONE good athlete we have*
*Fooled the whole world into thinking all Asians are smart and are doctors but in reality every asian person Grams knows is in community college*
*Typically not good at sports so I stan the ONE good athlete we have*
*Fooled the whole world into thinking all Asians are smart and are doctors but in reality every asian person Grams knows is in community college*
*sets the curve on a test that most people fail*
*upset that I still got a 95*
*graduates college in 4 yrs or less*
* parents tell me they're not going to the graduation and when do I start med school*
happened to alot of my Asian friends.
sent from my phone nikka....
*upset that I still got a 95*
*graduates college in 4 yrs or less*
* parents tell me they're not going to the graduation and when do I start med school*
happened to alot of my Asian friends.
sent from my phone nikka....
Fillerguy
Veteran
*prays for a son*
*home schools son to supplement his private schooling*
*doesnt allow a television in the house*
*puts son on punishment for getting an A-*
*puts son on punishment for exploring his horizons*
*puts son on punishment for having a nervous breakdown*
*puts son on punishment for attempting to date the Black girl across the street*
*uses father's credit card to purchase a firearm*
*home schools son to supplement his private schooling*
*doesnt allow a television in the house*
*puts son on punishment for getting an A-*
*puts son on punishment for exploring his horizons*
*puts son on punishment for having a nervous breakdown*
*puts son on punishment for attempting to date the Black girl across the street*
*uses father's credit card to purchase a firearm*
