Come in here and act black...

[Spliff]

*has bottle of Sweet Baby Rays in fridge*

 

[ineedsleep212]

*asks for brown bag, plastic bag and straw for a bottle of soda*
*throws brown bag, plastic bag and straw into trash while exiting bodega*

 

[Marti]

* Says "black men aint shyt, they can't handle a strong black woman" changes up attitude the minute a white man approaches her*

 

[EQ.]

*rapes white woman*

*has consentual sex with white woman, allegations of rape are made*

 

[Hulk Hogan]

WEARS RED, BROTHER!

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

*buys dax and never uses the whole container*
*Defends Obama no matter what*
*Wants to go to Jamaica but doesn't want to visit anywhere in Africa*
*buys walk in closet for shoes*
*Has a different du rag for every special occasion*

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

*Hates white people, Europe, & Western Democracy*


*Immigrates to Europe*

 

[DreadHead P]

*sails to the americas to build and trade with native people hundreds of years before Columbus*
*is 1st to master mathematics, science, medicine, architecture, philosophy, art, and politics*

 

[muzikfrk75]

*gets picture denied by *

pos rep

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

*refuses to smile in photos*
*cant be photographed in low light areas*
*screams "WORLD STAR!" at cousin's wedding*
*Blames white people for everything*
*Scared to spend money on books and magazine subscriptions. Camps out to buy $200 Jordans*
*uses slang that he doesn't understand*
*Refuses to let hair grow out naturally*
*"Now you know, ya boy aint a hater" *proceeds to hate on successful blacks*
*Only buys pitbulls or rottwiellers*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Lets fat white woman call him a ****** during sex*

*Is okay with it because he's "getting back at the man"*

 

[Coach Gully]

*Has at least 1 pair of Tims and a bubble vest next to the throwback jersey*

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

 

[eifmp]

*Has 50+ boxes of sneakers stacked up against the wall*
*Complains about black history month being the shortest month of the year....can't name two black inventors/inventions*
*Mean mugs for no reason*
*Spews a curse word at least once per sentence*
*Roots for Floyd Mayweather off GP*

 

[Amy Traphouse]

*pays $5700 for an 04 dodge magnum with baby mama income tax money*

*installs 9 screens, pop trunk, lambo doors, candy paint, and high powered super spinning rims*

*posts multiple pics of car from variant angles on facebook*

*brags about hustlin this and that illegal products while posting pics of stacks of $1 bills*

*still stays with Mom who bytches about deadbeat son not paying bills but eating up all her cereal and kool aide*

*goes clubbing with $60 in his pocket*

*ignores requests for diapers and milk for b*stard children, cops new coogi unit*