Come in here and act black...

newworldafro

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In the Silver Lining
*scientifically discovers hundreds of uses for the simple peanut crop*
*Sees black peers trying to learn about science & raising their hand to correctly answer questions, calls them "white"*




*is afrocentric minded*
*puts vaseline, oil sheen, wave cream in hair to give it a non-natural but shiny look* :jawalrus:



*W. helps to decimate the Constitution, barely notices or cares, does the stanky leg and watches Flavor of Love*
*BHO helps to decimate the Constitution, barely notices or cares, swoons for Drake & Nicki Minaj and watches Basketball Wives*


*Is placed in McDonald's TV commercial as desiring their GMO hormone injected pink sludge food as a middle class or educated black person*
*:yeshrug:*



*Goes back to HBCU for homecoming has great time*
*Goes to white college for homecoming, goes on facebook to see where all the black alumni are at*



*Is an individual*
*Is a sheep*



*Likes purple drink*
*Has rarely had purple drink, and thinks the stereotype is stupid*


*Loves fried chicken*
*Is a vegetarian, that does the lime cleansing thingamajig every Spring*


*Lives on MLK st/ave/blvd/highway*
*Has the part in the "I Have Dream" Speech where lil black boys and lil white girls should be holding hands on alarm clock*
 

MoneyTron

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Atlanta
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JasonSJackson

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Maat
*knows every word to Dreamchasers mixtape*
*would be hard pressed to name all 50 states*
 

diggy

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acts surprised when told there is a Washington DC and Washington state even after being in school for years
 

Silver Surfer

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*Names children inappropriate names at birth hence crippling that child's prospects for the future
 
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