Colonoscopy Unappreciation Thread

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This shyt is the WOAT:mjcry:. A whole day of just drinking clear drinks, no solid foods, and taking laxatives to the point my ass feels like a rugged tree branch.

For my Crohns/IBS brehs...how yall cope with this test of patience? My ritual is usually playing video games or watching wrestling just to not focus on the feeling of wanting to eat a leaf or two :francis:
 

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I had one back in July. I almost got through the entire jug of prep before I threw the second half up 🥺 . I was so afraid my system wouldn’t be clear. That shyt is disgusting. I’m so grateful for good health but never again.
 

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It is very important to be conscious about your health brehs. Make sure you get your checkups and to check up on your prostate.

So much this. Especially, involving gastro issues because you never know what could happen with the treatments and etc.
I had one back in July. I almost got through the entire jug of prep before I threw the second half up 🥺 . I was so afraid my system wouldn’t be clear. That shyt is disgusting. I’m so grateful for good health but never again.

I just settled with citrate and laxative pills. That shyt they give you is demonically disgusting. Like your body goes through spasms due to how gross that shyt is.
 

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Colon cancer runs in my family and I have had a history of weird stomach issues since I was a child. I’ve had probably 6 or 7 colonoscopies by now and I am 32. Worth it when you’re shytting nothing but blood and you feel like this is it.

Best part of it is waking up in that dream state. Don’t even feel like doctors were all up inside of ya
 

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let humans lay you down unconscious and play in your Koala hole Koala brehs :dame:


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we're all supposed to have to at 50, to make sure you don't have cancer and other issues common at that age. im not there yet, but im dreading when i hit that time. doctor like "iiiiiiiiitsssss tiiiiiiime for your colonosopppyyyyyy" :sadcam:



take care of your health brehs.
 
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OP..

I had mine done last year. I think that I handled the process & procedure pretty well..

The process itself including preparation wasn't the best, but @ the same time, I was glad that I went through the experience.

I didn't have any polyps which was a blessing! Only thing I had was internal hemmoroids. Could have been a lot worse.

I would tell any man, especially Black men to get it done if necessary! Same with prostate exams. Swallow your pride and take care of your health!
 
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