Coli we need a vote: is Marty the Slop a Massively Obese Troll or a Dime?

[A Friend of The People]

Seems he's having a identity crisis.

2 months ago he was a 300lb handicapped depressed loner who admittedly had no friends and lived life vicariously through the coli

This month she's a high-class Olive Garden eating dime, who shops at Macy's exclusively, has a personal trainer and works out regularly, and is in law school

It seems free Willy is in the middle of a mid-life troll crisis. Us being his only connect to the outside world, we should help him decide who he really is and where does he want his life to go from here

 

[BrothaZay]

A thick dime

 

[AAKing23]

I'm hopin she a dime

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

HAVEN'T SEEN HER. DON'T KNOW. WILL PROBABLY NEVER MEET SO DON'T REALLY CARE EITHER.

I DON'T SEE A "fukk OSU" OPTION SO I WON'T VOTE.

 

[R.O. Double]

You trying to fukk her? If not then it shouldn't matter. She look like letters on a screen to me.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I dont care either way breh

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

I got gigantic balls.

 

[Ooh Marty]

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[god shamgod]

Seems he's having a identity crisis.

2 months ago he was a 300lb handicapped depressed loner who admittedly had no friends and lived life vicariously through the coli

This month she's a high-class Olive Garden eating dime, who shops at Macy's exclusively, has a personal trainer and works out regularly, and is in law school

It seems free Willy is in the middle of a mid-life troll crisis. Us being his only connect to the outside world, we should help him decide who he really is and where does he want his life to go from here

Lmao this a funny ass op

 

[Ooh Marty]

I got gigantic balls.

My bawls look like Donkey Nuts

 

[ThugLife]

If she was a dime she wouldnt be scared to post a pic

 

[GreatestLaker]

Is in Law school, but somehow found time to have close to 9000 post?

 

[Ooh Marty]

A thick dime

I'm hopin she a dime

 

[315]

Lol @ "high-class, Olive Garden eating"

 

[SwagmundFreud]

Both.