Coli we need a vote: is Marty the Slop a Massively Obese Troll or a Dime?

[Ooh Marty]

Ain't no sista like that fcking with you funky nggas....Tell em @Marty da Don. These nggas would be mad at me for pulling all their women

Black women and white menz have the least divorce rates

I think I'm going to have to take up AG's advice.

She my future ex wife! So she gotta be a dime




SHE HAS TO BE :

Of course...I'ma dime plus 99

bytch you couldn't fit either one of those around your ankles. What you gonna do my nikka wear those night gowns as socks you color purple looking tub of black negligence

bytch u built up like a gallon of spoiled milk

I know for a fact u strap on the girdle extra tight to hide them love handles

She is a dime

 

[Ooh Marty]

Ain't u team#SensationalTee tho


Tryna switch teams?

although we disagree at times, AAking been on my team from the jump

 

[Nintendough]

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[MMS]

so im listening to these vocaroos for the first time and i cant help but feel that the real marty is hispanic

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

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Hell naw I ain't posting my picture. You saw what it did to lipstick alley. These nggas on here would riot.

 

[GRAMMAR POLICE]

fuk da poleese nikka

I'M JUST DOING THIS UNTIL MY RAP CAREER TAKES OFF. I'M BRINGING BIG WORDS BACK TO HIP HOP.

 

[Ooh Marty]

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so im listening to these vocaroos for the first time and i cant help but feel that the real marty is hispanic

 

[Ooh Marty]

Hell naw I ain't posting my picture. You saw what it did to lipstick alley. These nggas on here would riot.

yo I remember!!!!

U had pro black women like myself panty draws wet

 

[MMS]

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ive spent alot of time in Washington Heights

cant mistake an accent like that

you could always bless my pm box and put these concerns to rest

 

[Veeona Yanaye]

I love dark burnt overweight sexy dike

Pm me gorgeous.....I see you doing big things over here
@Marty Thee Don

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

olivia pope voice

 

[Costanza]

shes obviously overweight if she's gonna post that black girl from glee... but more importantly any girl that has 6000 posts on a messageboard is not good looking...

 

[BrothaZay]

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[MeachTheMonster]

Jack splatter your such a good detective. Where dem picks at

 

[Sierra Mist]

She's kinda hawt.