Coli we need a vote: is Marty the Slop a Massively Obese Troll or a Dime?

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in real life Olivia Bloat is most likely

  • A dime high class lady (with 5000 posts :gag:)

    Votes: 16 27.1%

  • A Black Diabetes PSA looking butterfaced c*nt

    Votes: 32 54.2%

  • A Man

    Votes: 18 30.5%

  • Detective Splatter :wow:

    Votes: 11 18.6%
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malcolmxxx_45 said:
take the L jack

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too many say they drillin, throw them Ms up for Marty/Malcolm :myman:

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OG_StankBrefs said:
Marty's handbag carrier says it's photoshopped. Either da pic is completely fake or is real but photoshopped somewhere on it. :leostare: :yeshrug:

Thread had it's potential and had it's moments....but i think it's time to take a vacation, Jack. :ld: :beli:
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You can see the stomach is photoshopped. IDK if its her or not, but either way u can tell something is off around the lower abdomen
 
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Marty Thee Don said:
fatswella got 20 aliases :wow:

How is this shyt normal??? IDK :upsetfavre:
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bytch, how is this shyt normal

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/20998-i-have-confession-make.html#post750131

Marty Thee Don said:
I am very serious....no trolling no nothing....I just want to be true to myself.

At first I was going to just send this message as a pm to one of the mods and let them post it on the board but I decided to do it myself.

I'd rather expose myself before MMS or any other smart/detective like poster expose me.

To be honest, when I said I was 321 lbs under my Olivia Pope account, I was being honest. (So yeah reincar, you were right....I am big....sorry for talking about ur pics and calling you a c00n/simp.)

Which is the reason why I didnt post my pic at first. I am morbidly obese and I am tired of living a lie on the internet. None of the pics I posted are of me....not even the finger pics...I had a skinny female friend of mine take pics of her fingers because I didnt want anyone to see my fat fingers and find out that I'm actually really fat.

I apologize for talking about anyone that had the guts to post their real pics on here unlike me.



Here is a pic of me:
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The reason why I spend so much time on here is because due to my obesity, I suffered a knee injury and isnt able to walk too far without the pain getting too severe.

I am not from Chicago, I actually live in a western suburb right outside of Chicago (Oak Park)

My parents basically take care of me and could care less about me getting a job.

I only have a few friends (most are skinny with boyfriends/husbands)

So I'm lonely most of the time. This board is my only true outlet to the real world.

I know yall may crack jokes on me and maybe even photoshop my face onto a gif or pic but I just need to be real with myself.

And no this is really me, no I did not get hacked.

This is my REAL last day on here and I just want to end it with a clean slate.

It was fun on here while it lasted.....
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You have over 5,000 posts. On ONE ALIAS. You've already been banned twice or you'll be crossing the 10,000 mark already

:shaq2:

I've done it again, Made you todays punchline on The Coli

Thank me Later :heh:
 
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Damn bytch, is this the new normal?????

I have a confession to make.... - ProjectCOVO.com Global Forum

Marty Kaan Projectcovo said:
:leon:


I originally joined sohh 2 to 3 months ago under the username BrownieL but I couldnt post because my slow butt didnt read the fine print (got to use a verifiable email account) I'm not gonna lie....my original intentions were to troll this forum like a mug because posters from here trolled a beauty/black hair care message board that I've been a member on for years. But once I joined this place and got to reading the different threads in the different forums I got to diggin this place so I had a change of heart.

At first I was just going to lurk ( because I was afraid to post....u niccas stay sonnin mfs on here)

Then I changed my mind...made a new account and joined with my student email.

I don't know how u mfs came up with those accusations that I'm limecrush or some dude name **** but it was (still is) funny.

But um yea...thats everything in a nutshell....you don't gotta believe me but its true.

I won't be posting as much like I was for the past 2 weeks because I got a second job.

But yea....have a good day folks

Now hop off my 10 inch dikk ahki :bryan:C
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http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/20998-i-have-confession-make.html

Marty The Don said:
I am very serious....no trolling no nothing....I just want to be true to myself.

At first I was going to just send this message as a pm to one of the mods and let them post it on the board but I decided to do it myself.

I'd rather expose myself before MMS or any other smart/detective like poster expose me.

To be honest, when I said I was 321 lbs under my Olivia Pope account, I was being honest. (So yeah reincar, you were right....I am big....sorry for talking about ur pics and calling you a c00n/simp.)

Which is the reason why I didnt post my pic at first. I am morbidly obese and I am tired of living a lie on the internet. None of the pics I posted are of me....not even the finger pics...I had a skinny female friend of mine take pics of her fingers because I didnt want anyone to see my fat fingers and find out that I'm actually really fat.

I apologize for talking about anyone that had the guts to post their real pics on here unlike me.



Here is a pic of me:
2q1hsw9.jpg


The reason why I spend so much time on here is because due to my obesity, I suffered a knee injury and isnt able to walk too far without the pain getting too severe.

I am not from Chicago, I actually live in a western suburb right outside of Chicago (Oak Park)

My parents basically take care of me and could care less about me getting a job.

I only have a few friends (most are skinny with boyfriends/husbands)

So I'm lonely most of the time. This board is my only true outlet to the real world.

I know yall may crack jokes on me and maybe even photoshop my face onto a gif or pic but I just need to be real with myself.

And no this is really me, no I did not get hacked.

This is my REAL last day on here and I just want to end it with a clean slate.

It was fun on here while it lasted.....
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Literally the same shyt at SOHH and here, pathetic. :gag:
 
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:why: surely i cant be the 1st nikka that thought son was a broad, every time i saw the avi and gifs & i thought 2 myself "this 1 of them sassy latinas on deck", i feel like i've been misled.......................:wow:
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I stan a lot of female R&B singers but nothing about me is even really on some feminine tip. Plus I post porn and stuff. And talk about how hot Cassie, Daniella Monet, Rita Ora, ect are. :yeshrug:
I already know my haters are foaming at the mouth for another excuse to talk about me.
 
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Thread numbers getting inflated by a Sierra Mist inspired derailment? :ehh:

Just another day at the Coli, nothing new

I'll take it :manny:
 
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