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He's all right. My brother may have brought it on himself a little, that's why I have a little trouble telling the rest of the story, especially since my brother passed two months later. Plus it's heard to tell this story because my brother bought us all tickets to see the show. What was funny was, Paul Mooney kinda mentioned something that had to do with this, about six months later on a you tube video.

I might as well tell the rest of the story. Didn't mean to give shade to Paul Mooney. And I still don't when I tell the rest of the story. But as Paul and his entourage were about to enter the backdoor, my brother cracked a joke, and said "Paul, I want you to make at least three White people get up and leave tonight" Paul didn't get the joke at first, plus my brothers voice was very week at this stage. So Paul asked him, "What was that?". So my brother said it again. So Paul understood the joke this time and smiled, while giving my brother a look like "That was a good one". So he gave my brother a thumbs up. I guess that was my brothers last chance to be a comedian.

If you ever saw somebody with stage 4 cancer, then my brother looked like he was in stage 5. So everybody in that auditorium who saw my brother including Paul, knew his time was short. Anyway, we sat on the upper level, on the balcony. When Paul came on, he began telling jokes about dead people, saying things like, "I saw Ray Charles last night. Then he said, "Seriously, I'm not kidding". Then he said the same joke about three more deceased celebrities. I was wondering how my brother was taking his jokes, and probably everybody there who saw him in that condition. I looked over at my brother, and he had his elbow on the table, and his chin resting in his palm, like he was getting depressed, the pose most people do when they're depressed, or tired. But my brother was depressed, and everybody knew it, although my mind was trying to tell me he wasn't. Then I heard somebody mocking Paul Mooney's laugh later in his show, while he was telling another joke. That was my first time going to a show like that, and I kinda admired the courage someone has to have, to able to set in front of all those people, and just start chatting, with a spot light on them. Mooney had a little drink in his hand while he was sitting up there. I wasn't sure if that was what he always does or not, being the first time seeing him, or a stand up comedy period.

Then dikk Gregory came on. The first thing he said was he had been in the business for a long time, and that Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney were punks when he started. It was all in fun, and he had us all rolling. dikk did good that night. And I was able to understand him much better than I did when I would hear him on the radio.

But most people said Paul Mooney didn't do that well. I kinda think it had something to do with my brother telling him that joke. This could have been taken one or two ways, or both. First, he could have been chastising my brother for still having hatred in his heart for White people so close to the end of his life, and he could have been trying to tell my brother to get his heart straight before he met God. Or his pride could have got the best of him, and felt like my brother tried to tell a better joke than him. Sometimes people in show business have egos, and feel threatened when they think a fan is trying to out do them. So part of me felt like perhaps Paul should have just let it go, and gave my brother his last chance to be a comedian, since my brother was obviously near the end of his life, and since he had to be one big fan to come out there and see him in that condition. Then he may have needed somebody big like Mooney, to get the hate out his heart for White people. My brother had gotten dogged real bad on his job, like I did. My brother admired me for standing up against White people, which costed me my job. But I bounced back and got bless with twice as much. My brother never forgot that. I think that's why he introduce me to Paul Mooney. Btw, when I took that stand against discrimination in the work place, dikk Gregory was one of the speakers. That's where I met him. And that's probably another reason my brother introduce me to Paul Mooney. Plus when you're in that stage of cancer, you may say some things you wouldn't normally say.

But about six months later (it may had been a little longer, like a year later), I saw Paul Mooney on this you tube video say, "You know what I hate about being a comedian? Everybody wants to be a comedian". So I knew that had something to do with my brother telling that joke. I still have mixed feelings sometimes. It wasn't like my brother insulted him. But that could have affected Pauls' performance that night, and caught him off guard. This is a tough one. Like I said, my brother died two months later. I don't hold nothing against Mooney, because he was caught off guard, and I'm not sure what he really meant that night.
Sorry to hear about your lost breh
 
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Here’s a couple for now...

One of the biggest superheroes on the planet (white and married, too) has a fetish for black men. He also hates Latinos... especially Mexicans. (I’ve seen some proof of this)

A female actress that TheColi has rated highly appearance wise, allegedly had a train ran on her by some well known D-boys. She’s since become very religious I’ve heard.


i think i know who that actress is....
 

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Yeah this gotta be Julia Roberts. I remember having a discussion about her on a discord server last year & some breh saying something about there are whispers in Hollywood that Julia Roberts will never win a 2nd Oscar because she publicly told folks that it was racist that she could win an Oscar & be so popular for playing heroic characters while Denzel couldn't win Oscars as easily. She's got too much clout for them to push her out and America loves her but she's pretty outspoken about the shade the industry throws at black folks.
She played a huge part in him winning that Oscar tbh. The Aussie was supposed to win that year.
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
What about Sandra Bullock's ex-husband?
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One of the finest celebrity chicks to ever grace the game was walking around at a function with nut on her face after allegedly giving head. Pics from the party are on the internet, but no one has ever noticed it. She probably didn’t know it was there either.

Arguably the biggest female sex symbol of the 21st century...

halle berry
 

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One of the biggest Bollywood choreographers gave me the box. She was from Mumbai/India and she has a thing for mixed black men. She likes big D’s and rough sex. She said she was told that there’s a lot of black men that look like me in LA... I told her that “there were barely any black people in Cali!” She liked light skinned black men with wavy and curly hair.

She’s currently in the UK.

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:ehh:

You dove in it raw?
 
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