Coli Soap Opera
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derek woke up this morning with a hangover,wearing a ball gown,
his patti labelle wig and had a bloody condom hanging out of his ass
his patti labelle wig and had a bloody condom hanging out of his ass
derek woke up this morning with a hangover,wearing a ball gown,
his patti labelle wig and had a bloody condom hanging out of his ass
it's an everyday occurrence, his parents lost. I bet his family reunions gotta be funny, "hey yall its your boy derek aka luxie, aka star child aka mikki aka misty aka minty aka nut gobbler"
like here goes this fakkit derek again, with his laptop
Data-Hawk
I have no strings on me.
All this and dude never even seen her in person :deadcena:
If he did he would literally lose his shyt
damn.
not even involved in this and i feel the ether.
electric_fur
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So let me get this straight.... There were people on here that didn't know that it was an online relationship?
Zapp Brannigan
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Some didn't really care, either. Probably the type to (smartly) ignore threads about other Coli posters and paid more attention to broader subjects.fukkyalifestyle
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what is this pic from? all these years i thought **** was dead like luxie told us, but he's really alive and tinychatting?
lol
i'm pretty sure we all knew derek wasn't in any relationship unless he was on the receiving end of the dikking. we were just waiting for him to get exposed for the fifty-eleventh time like always happens every time he attempts to go thru this his charades.electric_fur
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I don't read sierra mist's threads anymore, but I do remember him saying something to the degree that they were forum boyfriend/girlfriend.
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so basically, all the "**** hunters" were right
derek leeched on to a new, naive, unsuspecting female poster...simped her and PMed her and begged her for friendship...she goes along with it thinking "well hes nice, weird but nice"....the girl starts feeling sorry for him, defending him from the people who know the truth about ****...and he falls in love with her in the process, stalking and getting overly creepy...then he starts pretending they're together, and begs the girl to keep the charade going for his sake...after a while tho, the female gets tired of his whiny feminine needy fakkit weirdo shyt and it backfires on him like this
this has happened numerous times to him over dozens of forums, from bkgiggles to amaterialgirl to nikki.. @illadope is lucky he got to PK before **** did since he has been trying very hard to convert her into his newest Moccacina
now he will either lurk this site for a few days and try to contact her and beg for forgiveness, make an alias and a new persona and start over until everyone realizes it's **** again (like we always do), or go to one of his many other forums and pretend to be @DarlingNikki using her pics.....but he'll prolly do all that anyway
in a nutshell, everything we said about ****/mist/lux/derek has proven itself to be true...it's a terrible tranny frog cycle, and the only way to reach nirvana is to break this wheel of fakkitry
but still, @DarlingNikki is mostly to blame for this for going along with it and getting his panties all moist from the jump...the first time that creep ass fakkit put your pics in his avy and went around sayin he was piping you like a whore, you shoulda checked him...not post a stupid ass tumblr gif of beyonce cosigning it
derek leeched on to a new, naive, unsuspecting female poster...simped her and PMed her and begged her for friendship...she goes along with it thinking "well hes nice, weird but nice"....the girl starts feeling sorry for him, defending him from the people who know the truth about ****...and he falls in love with her in the process, stalking and getting overly creepy...then he starts pretending they're together, and begs the girl to keep the charade going for his sake...after a while tho, the female gets tired of his whiny feminine needy fakkit weirdo shyt and it backfires on him like this
this has happened numerous times to him over dozens of forums, from bkgiggles to amaterialgirl to nikki.. @illadope is lucky he got to PK before **** did since he has been trying very hard to convert her into his newest Moccacina
now he will either lurk this site for a few days and try to contact her and beg for forgiveness, make an alias and a new persona and start over until everyone realizes it's **** again (like we always do), or go to one of his many other forums and pretend to be @DarlingNikki using her pics.....but he'll prolly do all that anyway
in a nutshell, everything we said about ****/mist/lux/derek has proven itself to be true...it's a terrible tranny frog cycle, and the only way to reach nirvana is to break this wheel of fakkitry
but still, @DarlingNikki is mostly to blame for this for going along with it and getting his panties all moist from the jump...the first time that creep ass fakkit put your pics in his avy and went around sayin he was piping you like a whore, you shoulda checked him...not post a stupid ass tumblr gif of beyonce cosigning it
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call it a FAKE relationship, don't sugar coat it.