Coli posts that live in your head...rent free

[ItWasMeThough]

She’s pretty, looks and sounds like Robin from RHOP

but I don’t get being a virgin that long, I feel like you need to give that waiting for marriage shyt up by 35 and get some dikk while your p*ssy still works. She’s 5-8 years from perimenopause, like I couldn’t fathom not having had used my p*ssy during its best and wettest years

This quote from @dora_da_destroyer made me reconsider being a virgin. Thanks, Dora!

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I got nothin against reincscarf but

wait…so he on #2?

Damn

 

[DonB90]

If God made anything better than white women, he must of kept that shyt to himself

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Forgot the thread title but its the one about a breh who died trying get taller through a limb lengthening surgery. The first reply got like 400 daps. It went like "He wanted to be 6 feet, but ended up 6 feet" or some shyt like that. It pops in my head every now and again.

Pray for em Rev!!

 

[Paper Boi]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-just-came-from-the-club-and-the-dj-played-nas-jarreau-of-rap-3-times.722054/

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-philosophical-and-metaphysical-questions-raised-by-s-aint-i-verse-need-answers.651364/

I'm gonna slam ass with this cougar brehs (PIC)

background: i originally hooked up with this 48 yr old freak on POF back in 2012 we spoke on the phone and she start telling me how shes freaky and not to judge her . . .. . . . . . . . . :mjlit: . . . . .. im like "nah, keep talking" she's dominican, a widow, big ass, nice titties, big...

www.thecoli.com

I Just Got 11k From Trump! AMA

Im not sure how it goes in your state but in VA. Everybody eating. I mean i know folk that never had a job get a 10k debit card. My sister applied for a couple dudes we know that is locked up for a while now and got approved. Imagine being locked for some years and then get debit card with 8k...

www.thecoli.com

 

[TheSuperkick!]

This whole thread was killing me after the turn!

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/seeing-people-wearing-sunglasses-in-a-swimmimg-pool-is-sooo-annoying.810214/#post-39448459

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But at like 1 in the morning this post bout killed my black ass! I bout died laughing! Tears in my eyes and couldn't catch my breath. I was through!

Brotha done retardified Francis!

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

i'm not even gonna hold yall. if it's not about rap, i mostly be on here looking up my old ish

#crackmyselfup

 

[Zime]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-i-finally-tried-a-nyc-gloryhole-club.616058/

 

[Paper Boi]

i'm not even gonna hold yall. if it's not about rap, i mostly be on here looking up my old ish

#crackmyselfup

my boomer hip hop is dead takes still with you though

 

[Oatmeal]

I've often started fantasizing about owning a home and being able to put rocks in my sink

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Hella posts in the:

The Luken exposal

The @Jcotton1 exposal

The whole Mollywatr thread

 

[null]

any post that uses "ran" as the simple past.

i.e.

"it is ran as"

"it is badly ran"

etc ...

closely followed by using data as a plural (when collective).

"the data are" ....

 

[Uchiha God]

Matt504's response to The Hon. Stringer Bell's Diss Track. :(

I know you didn't get the response you wanted from the thread you made earlier https://www.thecoli.com/threads/933121/ But I was quietly flattered by the time and effort you put into the song and your bravery in temporarily sharing your art with the board to consume, even if it was a song...

www.thecoli.com

UPS OOOO

hiring

hirinnng

hiriiinnnnggg

 

[Uchiha God]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-philosophical-and-metaphysical-questions-raised-by-s-aint-i-verse-need-answers.651364/

Every time I listen to "Ain't I" my brother Charmander comes to mind

RIP the goat

 

[KingsOfKings]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-uncle-wanna-square-up-wit-me-over-my-sex-doll.781098/