The BasedFather
Task Force
Lemme tell you something...I've been saving up my money, hoping that I'll meet a special girl someday to spend it on. I have about $250 in the bank as we speak.
I was hoping to take said girl to Olive Garden on our first date. A candlelit dinner. We'd be in the center of the restaurant so everybody could see us. I'd then take you home and give you a kiss on your cheek goodnight.
What say you?