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Not terrible but could've been better.
 
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A fukking joke. Tried too hard to be funny but ended up being annoying and almost put me to sleep. Scott Adkins isn't a good narrator. The fights weren't as good as in his other movies. Michael Jai White was great here and was the only one who was actually funny.

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BAH GAWD!!!:whew: I was gon' get the sequel on a later date but fukk that. RIGHT NOW :blessed:
 
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directed by king hu who also did touch of zen and dragon inn. good movie. dont quite like the shift in focus midway through the movie, but the fights are pretty good and there is some genuine emotion with the later plot. this movie established some tropes in later kung fu films, so its importance is pretty high. if you like martial arts flicks, i would say this one is essential viewing.

tarantino was supposed to do a remake of it, but harvey weinstein was the one who came up with the idea of having miramax movies venture into asian stories. seems like that idea is dead.
 

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with Regina Hall

1st 10miins Regina key didn’t work :. She calls maintenance.. they sass her .. the door randomly opens

she goes sees a big ass foot print . bytch leave .. grambling Jackson st .. southern got damn me Texas southern hiring

black chick on campus name jasmine .. a freshman first day.. goes to her guide .. to get to her dorm .. the peckerwood finds out what room she is in she sniggling n callin other honkies to share with them

bytch jasmine go back hoe .. enroll to a hbcu
 

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Aside from the opening this was trash. The brother and sister didn't do jack shyt. The sister didn't even need to be in the movie at all. Would've been better if the boy had been bitten by a random zombie. The movie was too generic. The song that played at the end of the first movie and Kick-Ass was overused. TLOU did this wayyy better.
 

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This little film went under the radar and has to be seen. Set in one night in a busy restaurant in London where high blood rises with the Chef team and plenty of others visiting the establishment. Some great back and fourths dialogue pieces with the talented British actor Stephen Graham.
 

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T1000 always play the villain in these cheap action movies :heh:

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