Coli High

[Casso Dinero]

*walks into school late, sees somebody falling down a flight of stairs*

*late for class, but walks in knowing that i passed the big test from yesterday*

*teacher: , hands tests, D-muthafukkin'-plus*

*Me: :pissedoff: *

*waits for bell goes to art class*

 

[innocentdevil]

*goes to school*

*gets to class on time and turns in all homework *

*goes home*

things don't change just because I'm around all of you

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

*goes to school*

*gets to class on time and turns in all homework *

*goes home*

things don't change just because I'm around all of you

come by the crib so we can study

 

[ThiefyPoo]

*hoops with @KingRey and @Kind Gentleman*

*lifts with @krackdagawd cause he's on the track team with me*

*sits at the table with all the pretty girls*

*hooks all my homie up with the fine girls*

*secretly fukks one of the girls at the table but never say a word *

*hits study hall throws spit balls at Holts head*

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

*dropped off at school @6:45am for volleyball practice *

*sees someone being pushed down the stairs on my way to class *

*uses 1st period AP Physics class to finish 2nd period AP English homework, cause the teacher likes me and "my computer wasn't working at home" *

*Works in the office for an hour, sees HarlemsOwn in the principle's office.... AGAIN *

*chills with the other girls at our usual lunch table *

*sees @Malta in Spanish IV class, remembers how much he loves Tim Duncan, talks ish about both of them in Spanish and Portuguese , gets sent to the principle's office *

*chills there until track practice, doesn't get in trouble because 1) I'm an office assistant and 2) Student Vice-President *

 

[KTD2]

*watches hoodrats argue*
*laughs*

 

[ThiefyPoo]

@Rusty Kuntz I knew some just like that.

 

[stealthbomber]

*walks into 1st period late smelling like dank * (it was history )

*laughs at **** falling down the stairs, smacks papers out his hands*

*goes off campus to panda express for lunch smokes a bowl pack *

*breezes thru class till track practice*

*proceeds to break long jump, triple jump and 100m records *

*fukks the anchor for the girls 4x1 team with her fat ass*

 

[Captain Crunch]

Comes in at 8:30
Daps all the #TPC folks
Notices Gator singing Chris Brown songs
Says what's up to the ladies
Sees **** and avoids ****

 

[DreadHead P]

*smokes blunt on corner a few blocks away from school wit @OGKush before first period*
*walks in first period 15 minutes late*
*walks thru hall blasting Ugo from my headphones, dappin up all the niccas a fucc wit and tryin to solicite hugs from all the girls*
*sits behind @opulence in second period and plays with her bra strap*
*asks to go to the bathroom*
*doesnt come back to class*
*dips off during lunch to get high again wit @Born2BKing*
*leaves school wit @BangBike to chase phat asses comin from the other high schools*

 

[BonafideDefacto]

• Shows up to school on-time in the new 'Stang' cause I have to be seen
• See's @General Mills in the school parking lot and listens to a crazy story about his day yesterday
  
• Slow Mo walk to class with the side piece Pawg while getting some daps and handshakes
  
  cause I'm the captain of the football team, thats just what we do
• Walks past Courtdog who looks like he's about to get jumped
  
• Steps over @**** on the bottom of the floor
• Gives props to @big business for hooking me and the Main up with movie tickets the night before
• Drops the Pawg off at class and meets the Main at my locker
• Listens to her yap then throws up the hand...
  
• Stops by @H@LLOW locker where he's telling a story of a crazy sexual situation he was just in
• See's @Grifter, @R=G and @newarkhiphop all staring at @Bruce Wayne phone of a sexy Freshman females nudes he just got.
• Walks thru the hallway only to see the same nikkas arguing over Lebron and Kobe for the 3rd straight day SMH
• Stops outside of class to talk about last nights Warriors game with @Blackthoughts, @yseJ and [MENTION]Fatel[/MENTION]
• Walks in to class only to see @3Rivers, @Art Barr & @SubLyminalz plotting and pouring baby oil outside the classroom floor
  
• [MENTION]Stan Jones[/MENTION] never see's it coming as he tries to walk in...

This all before 1st period

 

[Sugar]

*Gets to school and meets up with my nikkas @Illeye buckmatic @Kind Gentleman @Plexxx @Ziggiy by the stone wall in the courtyard

*We holla at @Token @Phoenix_Knightly23 @DarlingNikki as they walk past us, and I ask Token if her parents are gonna be gone after school

*We head to the commons next and dap up @HarlemsOwn @charmander and @Born2BKing and have a quick Lil B cooking session

* @Gator Reloaded and @Buckeye Fever walk by wearing purple skinnies and singing Kid Cudi so Char, Harlem, and Born2BKing kick off a brutal tee session, one that gets them sent to the Principal BK's office

*We leave and head to the cafeteria and bump into Security Guard @IG Liggin(s) AG and ask him how was Mrs. @electric_fur's piss game, only for him to reply with a

*We bump into Janitor @havoc00 outside of the cafeteria and startle him as he's watching @innocentdevil bend over at the water fountatin, he smiles deviously and heads into the girls restroom for further "cleansing"

*Inside the cafeteria @big business hooks me up with that new Kendrick Lamar CD that just leaked

*Then I eat a slice of breakfast pizza and go to class

 

[Buckeye Fever]

*Gets to school and meets up with my nikkas @Illeye buckmatic @Kind Gentleman @Plexxx @Ziggiy by the stone wall in the courtyard

*We holla at @Token @Phoenix_Knightly23 @DarlingNikki as they walk past us, and I ask Token if her parents are gonna be gone after school

*We head to the commons next and dap up @HarlemsOwn @charmander and @Born2BKing and have a quick Lil B cooking session

*@Gator_reloaded and @Buckeye Fever walk by wearing purple skinnies and singing Kid Cudi so Char, Harlem, and Born2BKing kick off a brutal tee session, one that gets them sent to the Principal BK's office

*We leave and head to the cafeteria and bump into Security Guard @IG Liggin(s) AG and ask him how was Mrs. @electric_fur's piss game, only for him to reply with a

*We bump into Janitor @havoc00 outside of the cafeteria and startle him as he's watching @innocentdevil bend over at the water fountatin, he smiles deviously and heads into the girls restroom for further "cleansing"

*Inside the cafeteria @big business hooks me up with that new Kendrick Lamar CD that just leaked

*Then I eat a slice of breakfast pizza and go to class

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

*Gets to school and meets up with my nikkas @Illeye buckmatic @Kind Gentleman @Plexxx @Ziggiy by the stone wall in the courtyard

*We holla at @Token @Phoenix_Knightly23 @DarlingNikki as they walk past us, and I ask Token if her parents are gonna be gone after school

*We head to the commons next and dap up @HarlemsOwn @charmander and @Born2BKing and have a quick Lil B cooking session

* @Gator Reloaded and @Buckeye Fever walk by wearing purple skinnies and singing Kid Cudi so Char, Harlem, and Born2BKing kick off a brutal tee session, one that gets them sent to the Principal BK's office

*We leave and head to the cafeteria and bump into Security Guard @IG Liggin(s) AG and ask him how was Mrs. @electric_fur's piss game, only for him to reply with a

*We bump into Janitor @havoc00 outside of the cafeteria and startle him as he's watching @innocentdevil bend over at the water fountatin, he smiles deviously and heads into the girls restroom for further "cleansing"

*Inside the cafeteria @big business hooks me up with that new Kendrick Lamar CD that just leaked

*Then I eat a slice of breakfast pizza and go to class

Post of the year candidate

 

[South Paw]

*shows up at noon*

*daps up @rocksteady @JJ_da_gawd and @mc_brew *

*sees courtdog brought his mattress for show and tell*
*realizes there is no show and tell in high school*

*goes to gym and football practice*

*leaves to go smoke behind the school*

#rE