Coli High

[Just like bruddas]

* skips 1 and 2 period * it was video audio and home ec classes


* sees **** in the hall way *


* pushes him down the steps * fukking fakkit


* eats lunch *

* sees reincar getting played but his crush *

* cheats off binary during math test *

* kisses tee behind the bleachers *

 

[IronFist]

-rides to school
-go to first period
-cut 2nd and 3rd
-goes to lunch and hangs with the homies charmander, brotha zay, billy ocean
-sees general mills, tells him to try not to take any losses
-carries yeahisaidit books to class

 

[The BasedFather]

*Calls in sick and doesn't go to school*

*Invites over many b*tches to the house*

*Puts on Lil B playlist*

*Gets protection and proceeds to f*ck many b*tches*

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

*LEG DROPS THE PRINCIPAL*

YOU CAN CALL THIS THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF SCHOOL, BROTHER! YOU AIN'T GONNA READ shyt FROM NOW ON, DUDES! YOUR HOMEWORK TODAY IS TO FIND SMALL HISPANIC STUDENTS AND THROW THEM LIKE LAWN DARTS, JACK!

 

[Ray Jesus]

*runs into willstyles*

*sees **** in the hallway*

*sees willstyles push **** down the stairs*

 

[IronFist]

*sees art barr who is a super duper senior asks when he is graduating*
*runs into mowgli putting **** in a headlock*
*kicks it with Ugo in music class
*flirts w/ yeahisaidit while standing at my locker

 

[Just like bruddas]

* sees ray jesus *

* sees marcuz getting shytted on by women *

* sees gator taking pics of dudes in the bathroom *

 

[ikbm]

*passes @colicolicoli a "do you like me?" note at lunch*

*gets note back with "no" checked off"


*sits at #HOH table with @Kind Gentleman and @KingRey*

*devises a new plan of action for the #HOH allegiance at prom*

 

[Sierra Mist]

*Goes to a different school entirely because I'm too advanced for you nikkas*
*Still is the talk of your school due to you guys having no personalities*
*Is the GOAT running back even though I don't go there*
*Is prom King even though I don't even go there*
*Gets simped by all the girls at your school*
*Gives them a little play and throws em in the bushes*
*Gets with the baddest female at your school*
*Watches as lame dudes and ugly bytches hate on us*
*Wonders who the hell all these hating ass nikkas are but enjoys the fact I keep makin em so damn mad*
*Knocks hating ass nikkas out for fun*
*Sees other irrelevant nikkas I never heard of before*




It's easy.

 

[twan83]

*see's will daps will*
*see's cuz rey*
*see's a bunch of dudes saying they are **** and gets confused*
*see's the hott female principal and tell's her to stop calling me all the damn time*
*see's the coli ladies and invites them and a few of the fella's too my place for a private party*

 

[TheBigBopper]

*LEG DROPS THE PRINCIPAL*

YOU CAN CALL THIS THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF SCHOOL, BROTHER! YOU AIN'T GONNA READ shyt FROM NOW ON, DUDES! YOUR HOMEWORK TODAY IS TO FIND SMALL HISPANIC STUDENTS AND THROW THEM LIKE LAWN DARTS, JACK!

 

[Rawtid]

*actually plans on graduating*

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

*flips text book up and browses my phone during class*


*goes to bathroom midway through class and smokes a blunt in the bathroom stall near the window*


*writes will you go out with me notes to @Phoenix_Knightly23 (Y/N)*


*grabs my coat out my locker at lunch time and leaves school because i have enough credits already*

 

[Dank Hill]

*Walk in at lunch*

*Chop it up with the squad (Rey, Malta, Doc Holiday, Mills, etc )*

*Leave at the end of lunch to get faded*

 

[BedRoomI'z]

*is retained in the same grade for cutting too much*