Coli Females/Astrologists: Why do people hate Cancers so much?

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Had to google what ascendant was..mine is Saggitarius: There’s a joviality to your outlook on life alongside a need for a sense of adventure. Sagittarius is considered the lucky sign of the zodiac so having a Sagittarian ascendant is the next best thing. It means you will have a need to always be learning, like travel and foreign cultures alongside being able to comfortable immerse yourself within these cultures. Others may see you as outspoken and brutally honest. You are upbeat to be around and usually a bit of a clown in others company. For this reason people flock to you as you take their minds of the mundane and have the capacity to make them laugh. If you can laugh at yourself then so can others.
 

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I am not into astrology but it seems quite a few people are, and when I am interacting with them they ask for my birthday. I tell them when I was born, and I'll get hit with, "oh, you're a cancer :hhh:".

Happened more than once, so what's up with this irrational hatred for us sun babies?
:jbhmm:

:heh: cause we're some whiny, emotional, moody, petty ass bytches who emotionally manipulate folks without even trying.


allegedly.






and it feels fukking great! :blessed:
 

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on top of all the stuff I just typed, we kinda intuitive and don't fall for emotional games from people we don't really care about.

Plus folks swear we blow up out the blue and fukk up folks lives. But really, we tend to tolerate stuff until it's too much to let go on.

then :demonic:

allegedly.


don't nobody wanna deal with that kinda stuff. :mjlol:
 

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The FBI says the people murdered the most are Cancers. They released crime stats based on birthdays. Could be fake but who cares

FALSE: FBI Revealed the 'Most Dangerous' Zodiac Signs

Based on the information from the Federal Bureau of Investigations (fbi.gov), Cancer are the most arrested criminals, which shows they are one of the more dangerous signs in the zodiac circle. After Cancer, Taurus is the ones that commit the most crimes. Both signs don’t have much but they’re quite temperamental. Sagittarius is listed as number three.

:mjlol: My ascendant is Taurus.

If I was white, I swear I would use this the next time I got caught up.

":mjcry: the fault is in my stars, Judge Ellison!"
 
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