Coli Fantasy Baseball Keeper League: 2016 (Season 7) (TRADE WAR IS ON)

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Breh those are ALL starters on your team easily... Your team is horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself!


Doggie, I won money last year. Last season paid for this season and next season. I sold out draft picks to go for the title... so I had to draft at the half of the board, and yet -- You couldn't get a single one of your pitchers into my rotation. LeMathieu and Burns are the only guys that would play for me.

Your draft was an ongoing joke of which you did not appear to be taking part... each pick more hilariously startling and sad than the last. And your trades have been one botched backalley abortion after the next.

Personally, I'm enjoying how garbage you've been... it is entertaining, in the way that watching 15 kindergarteners converging on the same soccerball can be entertaining. It is wrong, and it nobody appears to be in charge, but I can't wait to see how the calamity unfolds.


I await each of your roster moves with baited breath. I'd sell tickets if I could. We are 17 games into the season, and your team is already six clown cars in a dumpster fire. I could wax poetic for 5,000 words on just your last two moves alone.

Thank you for joining us, and thank you for establishing how important it is for screen entrants. :blessed: You will provide ample lolz for me, as I prepare for next season.
 

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Doggie, I won money last year. Last season paid for this season and next season. I sold out draft picks to go for the title... so I had to draft at the half of the board, and yet -- You couldn't get a single one of your pitchers into my rotation. LeMathieu and Burns are the only guys that would play for me.

Your draft was an ongoing joke of which you did not appear to be taking part... each pick more hilariously startling and sad than the last. And your trades have been one botched backalley abortion after the next.

Personally, I'm enjoying how garbage you've been... it is entertaining, in the way that watching 15 kindergarteners converging on the same soccerball can be entertaining. It is wrong, and it nobody appears to be in charge, but I can't wait to see how the calamity unfolds.


I await each of your roster moves with baited breath. I'd sell tickets if I could. We are 17 games into the season, and your team is already six clown cars in a dumpster fire. I could wax poetic for 5,000 words on just your last two moves alone.

Thank you for joining us, and thank you for establishing how important it is for screen entrants. :blessed: You will provide ample lolz for me, as I prepare for next season.
Hipster comedian, so original. Do you write for SNL?
 

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Hipster comedian, so original. Do you write for SNL?


Nah man, just bored and having fun at the expense of your overall trashiness as a fantasy manager.


I still think you post pretty decent on the message board, except for that snl joke flop.
 

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I've had 4 trades in this league, I believe I've won every trade. Have 6 picks in the first 36 next year and still have more talent than 1/2 the league ROFL...

I drafted with trading in mind...

No, you didn't.

There was way better value you could have taken with your first few picks and gotten more than you already have. You could have taken someone like sale instead of hosmer
 

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I've had 4 trades in this league, I believe I've won every trade. Have 6 picks in the first 36 next year and still have more talent than 1/2 the league ROFL...

I drafted with trading in mind...

I don't love the big deal with hosmer, kinsler, rosenthal but there's no way you got me on the wainwright for Herrera trade.
 
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