Coli Fantasy Baseball Keeper League: 2016 (Season 7) (TRADE WAR IS ON)

[FaygoMI]

I'm dying to know why tanking teams are holding onto closers like this...

You guys aren't dumb enough to keep them so why not get value? And please don't tell me a 9th rounder isn't enough

I simply just don't want you to have a closer.

 

[Kang Deezy]

I simply just don't want you to have a closer.

I'm going to get one regardless

Missing out on value because of some dumb internet grudge is exactly why you've never won a nickel in this league but do you

 

[Kang Deezy]

It's incredible that @The_Unchosen_One is basically in 3rd while barely playing all season

 

[FaygoMI]

I'm going to get one regardless

Missing out on value because of some dumb internet grudge is exactly why you've never won a nickel in this league but do you

Except I have won money and took over the shyttest team ever.

and Gomez is very keep-able.

And look here you stupid idiot, I don't have a first round pick. The higher I finish the better MY pick is in the second round. So fukk you and you quest to stay in second place. You wanting a 15th round pick which will be used to keep a FA to go to round 9 doesn't do anything for me.

 

[Kang Deezy]

Kershaw available btw if people want to take a chance on him coming back or as a keeper for next year

 

[Kang Deezy]

Except I have won money and took over the shyttest team ever.

and Gomez is very keep-able.

And look here you stupid idoit, I don't have a first round pick. The higher I finish the better MY pick is in the second round. So fukk you and you quest to stay in second place.

You don't even know for sure if Gomez is even a closer in a week

My offer is very good.

But do you.

And I'm not coming out of second place, there's a better chance I get back in first place before I fall outta second

 

[FaygoMI]

It's whatever.

Half of Kev J's team will be hurt by June and he won't finish top 2.

 

[Kang Deezy]

You're going to be wrong. Check the desk, my offer is more than enough

 

[FaygoMI]

You don't even know for sure if Gomez is even a closer in a week

My offer is very good.

But do you.

And I'm not coming out of second place, there's a better chance I get back in first place before I fall outta second

If Gomez started the year as the closer he would lead the MLB in saves. GTFO.

 

[Kang Deezy]

If Gomez started the year as the closer he would lead the MLB in saves. GTFO.

Don't be naive to act like there aren't rumors of him being traded

Send me a counter then, fukk it, but don't lose out on value for next year over some internet grudge

 

[Kang Deezy]

Waiting on that Chapman to Washington trade right after I got Papelbon

 

[Joly]

@Cliche @FaygoMI @LouCollins4 @I.V. @Ronnie Breakdowns check desk

What's team takeover's name?

He's not on coli.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

 

[Kang Deezy]

NOW it's Bregman time!!!

 

[Kang Deezy]

Andrus available for a pick if anybody needs a top shortstop with steals and good percentages