Coli brehs, what is hands down the absolute worst movie you have ever seen?

[R=G]

Real movies not pornos nikka

Is this best your goofy ass got?

 

[jaydolf spitler]

This girl asked me to come over and watch a movie once and it turned out to be Trespass starring nicholas cage. I was stoned as hell and have never had my buzz killed more by anything. i was in awe of how bad a movie it was. then i went and looked it up on imdb to give it a horrible rating cuz it was that bad and i wanted them to just cease distribution altogether and burn any remaining copies and i saw under the facts that it broke the record for fastest movie to DVD release and my reaction was just

I got 3

Chill out breh, this is one of my favorite movies ever off of the strength of how much i loved it as a kid haha

 

[jaydolf spitler]

Can't believe no one mentioned this...

First time i saw this movie back when it came out i was dying. it's such a bad movie that it's hilarious and tom green is just one out there motherfukker

 

[Maddmike]

The one with Scarlett Johanseen was pretty fukking horrible too, it took me at least 4-5 times to get all the way through that.

Breh, at least that one had a story line. The movie I mentioned above is super trash

 

[DLo]

This sh*t was trash. I can't believe they put this out.

 

[Bbwlover504]

The happening

 

[LezJepzin]

My homegirl brought it over one night and the shyt really pissed me off on how horrid it was. Made me wanna fight a nikka for sitting through it.

Matrix Revolutions and Bucky Larson are honorable mentions.

 

[dennis roadman]

'The American' is defintiely not one of the 'worst movies ever', by anyones standards...I'll say '88 Minutes' has to be up there....

88 Minutes is soooo bad. Alicia Witt ruins every scene she's in. worst actress of all time, hands down

for about 5 years i couldn't stand julianne moore because of these films:

both movies about missing kids, both fukking terrible. 90% of the dialogue of the forgotten is her saying "what about the chiiiiiiiiiiiiildren "

this movie sucked too

 

[Ze Pequeno]

People are dropping mad classics in this thread

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I actually bought this on VHS at a Comic Book Convention in NY back in 1995. My copy is now at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.....

This version of The Fantastic Four is a previously unreleased low-budget feature film completed in 1994. Although unknown to its cast and crew, this movie was never intended to be released, and it was made only because the studio that owned the rights to make a "Fantastic Four" movie would have lost those rights if it did not begin production by a certain date. It was produced by low-budget specialist Roger Corman and Bernd Eichinger (who also produced another Fantastic Four movie in 2005). The film was based on the long-running comic book by Marvel Comics and featured the origin of the Fantastic Four and their first battle with the evil Doctor Doom.

 

[TMillzy]

If we're talking serious movies that were meant to be taken seriously.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rq-7zEVuwI



I actually paid to see this shyt in a theater #Ilost

 

[re'up]

at 'Tresspass', Nick Cage was going absolutely off the deep end in that one, he was reaching near 'Wicker Man' levels of overacting...

 

[THE 101]

Chill out breh, this is one of my favorite movies ever off of the strength of how much i loved it as a kid haha

Even as a kid I knew this was garbage. The experience is probably what turned me the cynical bitter b*stard I am today

Whole time in the cinema I was like "Where's Shredder?"

 

[Triggamatic]

X-Files: I Want To Believe that shyt was so bad it made me spill water all over my MacBook

 

[(ALi)]

The Crow, add that to the list.
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