Coli 2023 Blackness Rating

NatiboyB

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Give yourself 1 point for every question you can answer YES to.

1-I have 2 Black Parents

1-I married a Black Man or Woman

1-I have procreated with a Black Man or Woman.

1-I went to a Black institution of higher learning

1-I own property in a majority Black neighborhood (not rent)

1-I own a business with at least 1 Black employee

1-I voted for Obama (2008)

1-I voted for Obama (2012)

1-I mentor or help educate Black children

1-I know what Hoppin John is (without Google)


Score rating

(9-10) Peak Blackness would make our ancestors proud

(7-8) Respectable Black. Still room to grow but a strong candidate for peak Blackness

(5-6) Mid Negro. The C student of the Black community

(4 or less) Shut your c00n ass up when real nikkas is talking.


My Score=9

Anyone with 10? I respectfully kiss the ring.

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theres a whole lot of black people worldwide that arent black by this listing
And we wonder why Black folks are in a fukked up position globally.

If your "Blackness" isn't practiced through economics, education or family... What are you really doing?

Tweeting fly shyt and listening to Kendrick?
 

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There’s only one metric that correlates to blackness and that’s the first one.

Because someone isn’t married, didn’t go to college, doesn’t own a home, doesn’t have a kid….they can’t be black lol

There could be white people with higher* scores than actually black folks
 

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I got a white woman, two mixed kids, my side chick Mexican, I drive a Toyota, live next to white folks, my dentist a Italian white man, Doctor a white Jewish man, Mechanic a Chinese man, my favorite comedian is Larry the Cable Guy, I like country music and I drink tea with my pinkie up.


My Rating / Score (-1,000) = Jason Whitlock, Larry Elder, Clarence Thomas Levels



















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Alright good to know you got drafted to the team breh... We had to give up like 5 first round picks for you.....got your locker cleaned up and ready for you. Just like new.

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This one stupid fukking thread but I laughed. Bro said he “brought out the analytics”. :russ: Why not ask about our credit scores and favorite kool aid flavor if you really want to get to the bottom of this.

The homie OP writing up plays Vince Lombardi / Madden style on how to prove your blackness... :wow:

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All that is missing is the Madden BOOOM sound effects.

See here you marry a black women then BOOOOM she spits out some black kids

"See here you get your education from a HBCU then BOOOOM you get a job and then you take your big salary then BOOOM you hit them right there.....let me replay that Pat....you see that Reggie White Hump move as he turned in his resignation letter to start his own Business....now that right there is a guy that deserves a Turduncken"...:lolbron:
 
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