Cokeboy The Movie is a Go!

[Grifter]

5:40 gotta include that

 

[HipHopStan]

I wonder if they are going to touch on

• Vince being physical and sexual abuse by mother and stepfather
• Vince Snr not fukking w/ him to begin with
• Coke binges
• The other Promoters plotting to take down Vince/death threats
• Vince pitching to the TV stations
• Steroid trial
• Coke binges
• Hogan & Warrior fukkery
• Coke binges
• WCW/Ted Turner/Bischoff/NWO
• Plane ride from hell
• Coke binges

Know they aint going to touch on it, but Superfly "killing his girlfriend" and Vince's role in the cover up

Don't forget about Father of the Year, ***** ******.

This could be like the Wolf of Wall Street mixed with The Wrestler.

 

[HipHopStan]

There will be an end credits scene where Vince discovers Roman Reigns and makes him look strong, dammit!

 

[Hey_zeus]

Paul Giamatti as Paul Heyman.

 

[Jmare007]

Paul Giamatti as Paul Heyman.

Kevin Dunn as Kevin Dunn

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Now I want to see 'Breaking Kayfabe' with Vince as a promoter who finds out he has cancer, and so he starts selling coke under the premise of one last nationwide tour, so he can leave enough money for his family

"Now...Say my name :cokeboycism:"

"C-Cokeboy "

"You're godamn right, pal :cokeboydown:"

Zeb Colter on the scooter with a little bell

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"No more half Nelsons, Vince."

 

[richaveli83]

This needs to be a mini series. The Monday Night Wars would take several hours/episodes alone.

Also would they touch Chris Benoit, Pat Paterson taking advantage of young talent, covering up Jimmy Snuka's murder cover up, etc?

 

[richaveli83]

Say what you will, but Vince is an amazing man. I really idolize dude.

You might as well call him daddy.

 

[BodeineBrazy]

You might as well call him daddy.

Nah I already have a dope father.

But Cokeboy is a real nikka. His life and perseverance are to be commended.

He's on my list of idols.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Zeb Colter on the scooter with a little bell

It should really be someone Mexican

Edit: Probably Konnan.




Pentagon Jr. and Fenix as

 

[El Poyo Loco]

JK Simmons aka the guy that used to play J. Jonah Jameson on the Spider-Man movies

Dude was legit cutting Vince McMahon type promos on that Whiplash movie he was on

He will always be Neo Nazi leader Vern Schillinger to me this promo brought it back to Oz

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

It should really be someone Mexican


Pentagon Jr. and Fenix as

If Vince's life became a TV series it's only right they call it:

Booking Bad.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

If Vince's life became a TV series it's only right they call it:

Booking Bad.

Reasons not to push Daniel Bryan:

• Midget
• JudeoChristian Values
• Morally Wrong

 

[Henzo]

MLW reviewed the script. Sounds hilarious

•movie begins in 1969 with Vince in his early 20's and a door to door salesman .

• eric bischoff , pat Patterson , Kevin Dunn and bruce Prichard are not in it , Jim and Dave Crockett and Ted turner are .

•Ted turner is portrayed as a villain and Jim Crockett plays the role of eric bischoff in the movie .

•NWA only would let Backlund lose the title to the iron sheik and then have Backlund win it back in a rematch but Vince backstabs the NWA and gives hogan the title shot and the win .

•NWA promoters portrayed as monster types.

•Vince sees a led zeppelin concert in 73 and decides that's what wrestling should be

•Linda's character is portrayed as very sexual

•Linda meets Vince at a titty bar where she is a waitress and takes her out of that life, in reality she was a paralegal

•Vince discovers andre the giant waiting tables in montreal , jimmy Snuka on the set of a porn movie , yes he is a porn star and junkyard dog in a junkyard .

•Vince tells hogan he's got to get on the juice and later Introduces him to dr Zaharian

•there is a hogan sex scene in the movie , hogan gets his can corner out ready to film himself but he can't get hard .

•Vince SR lives until 1993 or 94

•both Court Bauer and Alex greenfield agree this script is more ready to rumble than beyond the mat and a poor mans people vs Larry Flynt .

•no emphasis on attitude era stars but Rock and Austin are in it in passing .

•movie ends with Vince going gags over Stacy Keebler