Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Oh man, this thread has me in stitches because it's true....
Here these all the time:
"I'm the King of [Insert Rapper's Hometown ]"
"I got [random number] goons ready"
"Pull up in the drop, color of [insert race of famous celebrity]"
"Money longer than [NBA Center at the time]"
"I take ya girl" or "Your girl is leaving with me", both are acceptable.
"Make bail faster than [Insert Superhero]"
Let's see, I can come up with something with this formula:
I'm the King of "[Philly],
I Got [30] Goons ready,
Pull up in the drop, color of [Malcom and Eddy],
Money longer than [Dwight Howard],
Take your girl home, night showers,
No jail time, got that Batman, Dark Knight,
Skyhooking dudes, yeah, top flight
Niccas knowin' i'm the KANG of Washington HOmes in this
50 niccas on deck to expLODE ya wig
Drop color Akon, so they ON m'dicc (background ad-lib "You al-read-y KNO-OOOOW")
Money longer than Andrew BOgut is
Gat tucked in da club, 'cause I ain't no fool
so ya girl be grindin' on two of my tools
but catch a *BLADT BLADT BLADT* if you don't be cool
i'll swerve the case like Aquaman in a pool