Make a reference to being hungry/starving nikkas, then ends with a simile on Ramadan.
Advise you not to invest in a bullet proof vest, because they only aiming at your head.
Provide you with vivid and creative descriptions of how your brain matter will disperse/look after they are done firing at your head.
Remind you how well traveled they are thanks to their line of work, and how their sex life is apparently greater than yours because non-English speaking girls are also willing to suck their dikk (as if that makes a difference to what the penis experiences when compared to being in the mouth of an English speaking "hoe").
Attempts to convince you not to place much importance on their lack of music success, because despite being relatively unknown out their home state and having 0 commercial hits, they still get contacted by Hollywood for movie roles.
Makes sure you understand just how high they were in the drug trafficking organizational chart.
Does not approve of the styling and designs of most manufacturers of luxury goods, hence only buys "custom" [insert materialistic object]