Cleveland Cavaliers Sign The Undertaker To The Veteran's Minimum

[Riley Escobar]

One of the last true gimmicks left

I know we all do the flabby and sick jokes but dude has been a mainstay in WWE for 25 years and nikkas like me have grown up with him being this larger than life dude

And I know he's been de facto retired for the last three years but when he hangs it up for good and officially retires I'm still gonna be brehs

Put it this way: I wasn't BORN when Taker made his WWF/E debut

He's always been there, from Mankind feud to Ministry piffness to American Badass to Hybrid Fighter Deadman.

I'm not gonna say I'll miss his matches but I'll miss his theme hitting and going "OHHHHHH shyt" to marking out when he does Old School, the Tombstone Neck Cut and the Tombstone

I know I'm rambling but I'm fukkin waved and this took me about 10 mins to write and edit

Taker, true OG legend and first ballot HOF

 

[James Dean]

lol no lie this is piff

 

[MenacingMonk]

Random fukkery

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Real talk - You can almost tell the sesons now by the pictures of Taker.

Around Fall it's normally "He's washed. It's over "

Then around mid Winter/ New Year someone sees him in a gym lifting stupid weight.

Then come Spring the nikka shows up on Raw 6 weeks before Mania, spray tanned and hair dyed like "OH YOU THOUGHT Y'ALL WASN'T GONNA SEE ME? "

HE'S TOO EARLY!

THIS MESSES UP ALL MY RECORDS!

 

[Sypress]

Came to collect the souls of The Knicks after the beating they'll receive tonight

 

[Daracell]

Are the cavs gonna retire a jersey with Undertaker name on it?

Taker getting that NBA money?

 

[cartierhoe]

This is nice to see

 

[Spyro]

 

[jackswstd]

If the Cavs come out to Takers theme to accept the rings Why he have to bring Warrior's daughters with him tho? Maybe Bron is taking a subtle jab at Golden State. Don't ask me how!

 

[jaguar paw]

2017-2027 title lock

:skressed:

 

[MenacingMonk]

Taker and Love are listed as being the same height.

It's true what they say when you get old: you shrink

What if the Cavs do an entrance with him?

That Taker pose with Love tho

 

[3Rivers]

Knicks should fukk around and sign Lesnar to a contract

The Knicks dont need any more high priced free agents that won't help a damn thing in the long run

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Saw Undertaker trending and thought the worse. Immediately marked out when I saw him dapping up Birdman.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Thought the first pic was one of those WWE cutout things with Taker's look from 2007/2008 for a sec Taker ain't human brehs... That's my one of my all time GOATS doing it best

 

[JerseyBoy23]

I wonder if there will be kids marking out for a John Cena appearance 20 years from now. Not trying to bash Cena just wonder if anything like this could ever happen in the future..