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:sadbron: I only started coming to KTL mid 2011........

There's some vicious post from the Aids thread that VVD dropped, but that's going to take time to fully dissect...

I say let's move on friend. KTL was a hilarious den of demonic activity. All the KTL posters who have came to Higher Learning seem to be making a marked effort to be less demonic here except for Leyet, who has made a surprising heel turn for some reason, lol.
 

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Ah the history...
Sadly things from Antipathy and The Lion and others will simple fall away, such is life.
...seriously though VVD do you keep a log of shyt on people?
 

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The Lion on the problem with Fat Americans

The Lion said:
The Problem with fat Americans is the reasons why they are fat.

Its one thing to indulge in exquisite foods to the point where you are fat. To trade years of your life for succulent cuts of beef, shrimp sautéed in a luxurious butter garlic sauce, the most delicate clam chowders served in freshly baked gourmet bread bowls, unimaginably tender cuts of lamb served with perfectly seasoned baby potatoes is all understandable. It is a fair trade.

But that’s not what fat fukks in this country do, they trade years of their lives for processed psuedo beef burgers. They sit on their fat asses and consume copious amounts of cheeto's, a product which nobody is sure even contains actual cheese. They eat utterly disgusting combinations of toenails, rectums and ears known as hotdogs. Immense amounts of revolting sugar water known as coca cola, popular for its mediocrity and mass produced to insure blandness. 98 cent taco’s made with brown gruel, “Chinese food” that is nothing more then deep fried flour dunked in teriyaki, the lion can continue for as long as he pleases.

The fact that people are fat fukks is not the problem, the means they use to become the walking solar systems is.

:myman:
 

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The Lion on true meaning

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Original: Gay marriage is evil, I will never vote for a politican who supports it, just look at what the bible says.

Translation: I am gay


Original: - I am a devout and practicing muslim

Translation: - Free will scares me.


Original: I don't have sex on the first date

Translation: I know that I am the only option for sex that you have, so I will overcharge you for it and know that you will be grateful anyway


Original:Hip Hop is dead

Translation: Why is nobody buying my record?


Original: Illigal immigrants are an important and vibrant part of our economy

Translation: Do you really expect me to raise my own kids?



Original: Peak Oil, Lizards, Bisexual world leaders

Translation: Just because I never went to college does not mean that I am stupid, please take this example of my robust analytical capability as proof that I am not inferior



Original: Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA

Translation: I am gay.



Original: I am attracted to petite women

Translation: I wish my nephews would stop crying when I come over to visit.



Original: I fight for animal rights!

Translation: People used to throw stuff at me in high school.....just because they were bored.



Original: I voted for bush

Translation: fukk poor people


Original: I voted for bush

Translation: sex scares me



Original: I voted for bush

Translation: cocaine is a helluva drug!

:takedat:
 

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The Lion of why military draft won't make a return.

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The Lion feels the need to address this stupidity especially on this forum, because polls have shown that males around the age of 20, especially those likley to listen to rap, are more likley to beleive this crap then anybody

Attention, you are morons.

No politican wants to draft you, not republicans, not democrats not nobody.

Why?

Because supporting a draft is akin to supporting the mudering of puppies on the issues a canidate needs to support to win scale. Any attempt at drafting 20 something is gonna result in a huge backlash of every 20 something protesting whichever war they will fight. Along with their parents. This is held as gospel truth by both parties.

Why else?

Because the military commanders really don;t want it. Think morons, would you rather depend on people who volounteer to do something or people who were forced to do something in a situation that could cost you your life? Efficency of the military would suffer greatly, ask anybody int he military what their position on a draft is


Why else?

It costs money, soldiers get paid, they get acces to government programs, they get perks, and they get benenfits. You think anybody wants to add another 50,000 people to those programs within a year? Think

Why else?

Because the american military doctorine has specificlly evolved and been tailored to one that relies on as little people as possible. Thats why so much money goes into hardware and training c*nts instead of getting more soldiers. The future of the american military is a virtual video game with c*nts from florida controlling unmanned drones as they bomb the **** out of shizzle. Most of the important ground forces will be made up of highly trained special ops teams, in other words, not bands of out of **** draftee's.


So in conclusion

Nobody wants your asses, don't worry, and fukk off.

:heh:
 

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Even this thread isn't all that old, but it's full of hilarity:

You're not getting the point of this thread. No threads, no exchanges(unless they can stand on their own) - only classic posts that can stand on their own. Mini thesis if you will.

Edit: Fukk it, post anything old that struck a chord or you thought was overlooked.
 

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The Lion on Mid-east peace

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On a more serious note, this whole situation, and from it the whole religous nutjob vs. westerner dynamic is very simple but stupid people want to live in dream houses.

To some problems, there are no solutions, worldviews are just incompatable, this has nothing to do with an objective moral superiority but is in fact rooted in the fact that morality is by its nature and appeal is compleltey subjective. Because of the nature of the world, contact and frictions are unavoidable, and you cannot bargain away axioms in negotiation.

Its true as some constructivsts say that you can change axioms, but you can also throw no hitters and you can also have a 4some with devoted nuns, but the possibility is almost nil.

So people need to stop whining likes betchs, and allow people to die, their will no be peace betwee israeli's and muslims, their will not be peace between parts of the islamic world and the west, and the like. Just deal with the fact that their will be a conflict, that there hs been a conflict for the last 1000 years, and that this special spec of time is nothing special and will not give us a peaceful answer.

And the answer is not to run away either, you can't. you cannot break the connections the modern world has formed. Vital interests, and not in a purely clinical realist way but in the more ambigous cultural way will clash, they have to by their very existence. And that begets violence.

:ehh:
 

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when he said sock, he meant an alias. Ive heard it used in other cac forums, but some of those people were really old. Cristian might be exposing himself there.

Although I can trace my maternal ancestry to West Africa, I'm almost 100% mongoloid.

how is this possible though?
 

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Projectcovo is now dead. :rip: It's a shame all the classic threads are lost. That Meta Reign thread about Larry Silverstein was the GOAT KTL thread. I was literally busting out laughing at my desk reading that.
 

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Projectcovo is now dead. :rip: It's a shame all the classic threads are lost. That Meta Reign thread about Larry Silverstein was the GOAT KTL thread. I was literally busting out laughing at my desk reading that.

My dude said

"This dude is a murderer, sociopath, illuminati, pedophile child rapist and satanic priest.... Still gave him my card tho :ehh:"
 
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At least The Lion got a mention.

Most KTL posters post 2007 don't know much about the pre-2007 era. That was really crazy. White Supremacists, Ultimate trolls, comedy beyond belief.
 
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