Claims that Jesus was married.

[lochead]

Jeshua looked at that ass, looked at his disciples, looked at skydaddy and went

After that he was

 

[john goodman]

So he turned water into wine and a ho into a housewife?

Props to jc da gawd

 

[MikelArteta]

Demonic and false.

 

[Mr. Negative]

You guys think Jesus shared that ho with his disciples?

Looks like Peter and Judas is all up in her ear.

looks like half of them is shocked at the audacity of it all.

the OTHER half look like they're amazed at the fact...

that Jesus don't really look fazed by it at all!

 

[No1]

Maybe you should start posting at: Religious Education Forum - Discuss, Compare and Debate Religions in Our Online Community cause you're obviously not cut out for this forum.

I'm the moderator of this forum and I'm responding to people's complaints that people on here go hard at religion in a disrespectful manner for no reason. If you can't do it respectfully don't do it at all.

The title can easily be changed to something less incendiary. And since the OP won't do it, I guess I have to.

 

[Techniec]

Well at least he wasn't wifing 9 year olds...

he didnt have to. he wasnt a boss n!gga like OG Mo Murda

Two lines later he then tells the disciples: 'I dwell with her.'

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

You guys think Jesus shared that ho with his disciples?

lemme find out Judas turned his back on Christ over a bytch

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Jeshua looked at that ass, looked at his disciples, looked at skydaddy and went

After that he was

I dwell with her

lemme find out Judas turned his back on Christ over a bytch

 

[blackzeus]

he didnt have to. he wasnt a boss n!gga like OG Mo Murda

y'all my nikkaz I swear

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

lemme find out Judas turned his back on Christ over a bytch

Or Mary set both them saps up.

Blabbing to Judas about 'Jeshua think he special' until Judas betrays him, then she realizes she chose a bum over the chosen one and gives him that 'How could you do that, he was yo best friend' until Judas is and offs himself.

After she went to Peter, stroking his shoulder on some 'so they call you the Rock huh' and he's like

Hoes man

 

[On Site]

I'm the moderator of this forum and I'm responding to people's complaints that people on here go hard at religion in a disrespectful manner for no reason. If you can't do it respectfully don't do it at all.

The title can easily be changed to something less incendiary. And since the OP won't do it, I guess I have to.

Changing thread titles and censoring people is one of the reasons the other site died but i guess this is Higher Learning where that sort of shyt is to be expected. I'll take my posting talents to the other sections where freedom of speech is celebrated

 

[No1]

Changing thread titles and censoring people is one of the reasons the other site died but i guess this is Higher Learning where that sort of shyt is to be expected. I'll take my posting talents to the other sections where freedom of speech is celebrated

I don't censor anything, why do you think there was a complaint? Because I let it go. At a certain point you have to respect other people. It has nothing to do with censorship. It's civility. Did any of the posts in the thread change? No. Are they still roasting? Yes.

People in HL have an unhealthy obsession with trying to take shots at religion in the most disrespectful way possible anyhow. You can miss me with this.

 

[Rekkapryde]

So Jesus was getting it in with Mary Magdalene? That's my savior!

yall nikkaz just don't stop.....

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

next they'll be telling us that's her to the left of him in the red robes in The Last Supper painting.

That there.....you did it

 

[up in here]

I always said Jesus never condemned sex in the Bible and that sex before marriage being a sin was ridiculous

in ancient hebrew culture, sex = marriage. once you slept with her you were married, you didn't need a ceremony to confirm it.

as far as the painting of the last supper, i know yall joking but i somehow got in a convo with a dude who swore it really is her in the picture. at the end i just said to dude "its a painting done centuries after this shyt took place, not a photo" lol. some people go hard fo that shyt.